The glory that was Bonerama '04-'05
This past winter break was perhaps the greatest winter break in recorded history. Bonerama '04-'05 was a grandiose sausagefest in the most hetero sense of the term. Here is but a sampling of its beauty.
WARNING: If you are in any way offended by the site of heterosexual men occasionally acting overtly homosexual, avert your gaze, close the window, and pray that our souls burn in hell in a state of eternal damnation. If not, enjoy bitches!
Danny Mui is an elusive photographic subject to say the least. As shown here, he usually hides from any camera near him. One must turn to covert tactics in order to get any picture.
Jiggs owns a pair of really gay emo glasses, so for some reason, we took pictures of ourselves looking decidely emo and retarded.
Man sandwhich with Danny Mui.
I tried to have a solemn, depressed look on my face. But seeing how emo kids are fucking idiots, I couldn't help but laugh. And what the fuck Mike you god damn attention whore, get the fuck out of my picture before I write a song about my fragile emotional state.
I can't tell if this is an emo impression or a Gunther one. Either one is good.
For some reason this pic of Midg reminds me of fucking Weezer, while Mike reminds me of Flock of Seagulls.
I wasn't quick enough to get a clear shot of Danny Mui this time.
Risk 2210 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Part One I got paired with Solo-man, which kiced ass cause he wins a lot. But what the fuck, the second round he talks shit in order to scare Trisko and Jimmy into an alliance but they end up teaming with Danny and Midg to gank us. Jesus fucking christ. Trisko and Jimmy had it in for us the entire game cause we were the black pieces. I guess they still have hate crimes in the year 2210.
In the middle of the game Jimmy flaunted his goods in some shameful tactic to disrupt our concentration...and it WORKED!
Posing with the enemy...how was I to know that we would be teaming up the next game a few days later...D;
The final score of Part One. Mike and Joe raped the board all around, and Trisko-Jimmy and Danny-Midg got ganked in the end for trying to screw with the blackies. VICTORY.
This is by far the sexiest picture of Danny Mui. I could imagine this one the cover of Maxim or some shit.
Whenever Crazy Will and Bryan are around, the amount non-homosexual gayness just sky rockets. Take this for example.
I can't quite tell what is happening here, and frankly I don't wanna know.
The Hershey Highwaymen strike yet again.
Risk 2210 and Aqua Teen: Part Two The teams were a lot different this time around, except for reigning champions Jiggs and Joe. Boohiss and what's-his-name (Zack?) were Team Weed. Crazy Will and Bryan...I don't know what their team name was but they were the reds. And what the fuck, I got paired with the Midg. But we were the black people again, so right now I'm saying that our team was officially called Twin Brother Darkness.
Nothing grants more good luck than rolling the dice against someone's balls.
This is what the board looked like near the end of the game (I think it was round 5 just before Jiggs and Joe raped Europe and Africa). This is why I'm really starting to fucking hate playing Risk. Every single time I've played, I've had to control Asia, the fucking largest and hardest to defend continent. It pisses me off. But look at that Asia, neegras. That's what I call fucking fortification. No one's penetrating me, I'm sealed tighter than submarine hatch bitch.
The score was a lot more dynamic this time. And I told Joe to be a homo and give the shocker.
After the game Boohiss passed out in the fetal position on one of the couches...
...which prompted us to push a pool stick into his asshole.
Judging by the smile on his face he didn't really mind.
Chillin' and watching episodes of Super Jockey.
God bless J-Pop and it's constant incoherence.
Well, that's all. I have more pictures which I might post later, but I also have no pics from the last two days of Bonerama which included a visit from Dr. T. Oh well.
WARNING: If you are in any way offended by the site of heterosexual men occasionally acting overtly homosexual, avert your gaze, close the window, and pray that our souls burn in hell in a state of eternal damnation. If not, enjoy bitches!
Danny Mui is an elusive photographic subject to say the least. As shown here, he usually hides from any camera near him. One must turn to covert tactics in order to get any picture.
Jiggs owns a pair of really gay emo glasses, so for some reason, we took pictures of ourselves looking decidely emo and retarded.
Man sandwhich with Danny Mui.
I tried to have a solemn, depressed look on my face. But seeing how emo kids are fucking idiots, I couldn't help but laugh. And what the fuck Mike you god damn attention whore, get the fuck out of my picture before I write a song about my fragile emotional state.
I can't tell if this is an emo impression or a Gunther one. Either one is good.
For some reason this pic of Midg reminds me of fucking Weezer, while Mike reminds me of Flock of Seagulls.
I wasn't quick enough to get a clear shot of Danny Mui this time.
Risk 2210 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Part One I got paired with Solo-man, which kiced ass cause he wins a lot. But what the fuck, the second round he talks shit in order to scare Trisko and Jimmy into an alliance but they end up teaming with Danny and Midg to gank us. Jesus fucking christ. Trisko and Jimmy had it in for us the entire game cause we were the black pieces. I guess they still have hate crimes in the year 2210.
In the middle of the game Jimmy flaunted his goods in some shameful tactic to disrupt our concentration...and it WORKED!
Posing with the enemy...how was I to know that we would be teaming up the next game a few days later...D;
The final score of Part One. Mike and Joe raped the board all around, and Trisko-Jimmy and Danny-Midg got ganked in the end for trying to screw with the blackies. VICTORY.
This is by far the sexiest picture of Danny Mui. I could imagine this one the cover of Maxim or some shit.
Whenever Crazy Will and Bryan are around, the amount non-homosexual gayness just sky rockets. Take this for example.
I can't quite tell what is happening here, and frankly I don't wanna know.
The Hershey Highwaymen strike yet again.
Risk 2210 and Aqua Teen: Part Two The teams were a lot different this time around, except for reigning champions Jiggs and Joe. Boohiss and what's-his-name (Zack?) were Team Weed. Crazy Will and Bryan...I don't know what their team name was but they were the reds. And what the fuck, I got paired with the Midg. But we were the black people again, so right now I'm saying that our team was officially called Twin Brother Darkness.
Nothing grants more good luck than rolling the dice against someone's balls.
This is what the board looked like near the end of the game (I think it was round 5 just before Jiggs and Joe raped Europe and Africa). This is why I'm really starting to fucking hate playing Risk. Every single time I've played, I've had to control Asia, the fucking largest and hardest to defend continent. It pisses me off. But look at that Asia, neegras. That's what I call fucking fortification. No one's penetrating me, I'm sealed tighter than submarine hatch bitch.
The score was a lot more dynamic this time. And I told Joe to be a homo and give the shocker.
After the game Boohiss passed out in the fetal position on one of the couches...
...which prompted us to push a pool stick into his asshole.
Judging by the smile on his face he didn't really mind.
Chillin' and watching episodes of Super Jockey.
God bless J-Pop and it's constant incoherence.
Well, that's all. I have more pictures which I might post later, but I also have no pics from the last two days of Bonerama which included a visit from Dr. T. Oh well.