sara is helping me wed mr currie . here is our plan :
break thy mirror: rufies, kill the wife, cut off mole, get married.
1]rufies explains itself
2]i take his wife and kill her
3]cut off her mole and put it on my face
4]currie wakes up from a deep coon coma and will recollect the mole
5]get married explains itself also .

In little Johnnys class, the teacher would give them a very complicated question every friday and anyone who answered it correctly would get off from school on monday...So one friday she asks "how many grains of sand are there in the world?" Naturally none of the children knew. Next friday she asks "How many gallons of water are there in the world ( Read more... )

- mum rolls up magazine + puts it to crotch-
- i put the remote against my crotch -
mum : mine is longer .
me : mine is harder .
mum : ugh . ..
me : i win .

skindeep xl: lol i felt bad making a big deal outta nick in front of evan, i hope he doesn`t tell matt ( Read more... )

in foodtown , 11:26:13 am
guy in front of me in line : yea my wife is like hitler .
me : yeah?
guy : yeah .

racheal : summer >> brit + sar .. the phone calls
" yes its angie " - running in the rain <3

sara : 7/1: Near to mass homicide. I am weird. I want to kill you all. I stand in the rain while you prance around. Fun night ..

two sides to every story friends .

A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered, "Not yet."

acording to the stars ( and YM magazine ] leos are generally attracted to libras . i`m a libra , matt`s a leo , what a ca-winki-dink . call me anything but obsessive or late for diner ( ha ha ? ]

the std`s in one attractive package
gonaherpasyphlaids
:-]

this is for aimee , reguarding our violin conversation -dances around screaming matt! matt!- enjoy . " Monsieur Blanchard was his name, I can still remember. It was a lousy book, but this Blanchard guy was pretty good. He had this big chateau and all on the Riviera, in Europe, + all he did in his spare time was beat women off with a club. He was ( Read more... )