Abstinence Only

[sevencloud]

Dear President Bush,

As one of America's youth I find your safe sex policy of no sex before marriage quite powerful. But speaking as a young virile gay man who may never get married in his lifetime I'd like to ask you:

What am I supposed to do with all this sperm?

Thank You.

With Love,Pride, and Poppers,
C. Paul Ros

Comments

[avahgdu]

Whack off into a jar. Mix it with witchhazel and peppermint oil. Market it as a miracle skin treatment. Get rich. Support me in my old age.

[sevencloud]

...Does that work?

[chubio]

LOL

[sevencloud]

=;)

[glenniebun]

Marry it. Live a life of quiet isolation.

It's not abstinence-until-civil-unionization, now is it?

[sevencloud]

I'd probably get arrested for polygamy.

[glenniebun]

Which would serve you right! That, and for keeping your spouses locked up in a jar or bag or something.

Though maybe you could avoid the polygamy charge by marrying them one by one--they only live a little while, after all.

[sevencloud]

naughty