Torn calf an hour ago

18 point comeback ten minutes ago

Can't walk... right now..

Mock: 7:30

Awoke: 7:20

Drove: 10 Miles

Ave. MPH: ... 100

ETA: 13 minutes

Late?: NO

I had my first omelet today.. life changing event.

Tell me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure I fit every asian stereotype.

Life is a _______

COMBAT CARDS 2.1
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So... this is how i define a good irony. I was playing basketball tonight, and even tho i got kneed and now have trouble walking, it's good to know a black guy thought i was fast ( Read more... )

Jim Croce's Operator is amazing.

Mothers scare the shit out of me.

What's the difference between a gentleman and a regular guy?