I was only following orders, guv

[severe_delays]

So I was rattling along last night happy as Larry when something went wrong with my train. Oh dear

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This is what you write

[romalamadingdo]

The Voices told me to do it.

That is all.

Re: This is what you write

[severe_delays]

*cries with laughter*

Perfect! I'll post a photo of the report when I've written it.

[nelsolidarida]

Continue the Windows comparison and tell them the train crashed. Then they'll be too relieved by what actually happened to get stroppy.

[nelsolidarida]

Oh and the internet in the Pond came out in solidarity with your train while posting that comment.

[severe_delays]

RMT do internet?

[nelsolidarida]

Could be - maybe I'll fix it next time by ranting about Boris...