What the fuck am I accomplishing? Absolutely nothing!

[severed_ties]

I picked up my "goodbye and good riddance from Reed" packet today, and I'm going to comply with any and all surveys they throw my way, because I'm certain that just by telling the truth my answers will be the antithesis of everything they want to hear. And that, my friends, will be *hilarious.* Observe

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[anonymous]

I actually really wouldn't mind that job, as long as I did it someplace where I'd be willing to eat the burgers myself, like Burgerville. I wouldn't want to do it forever, but I see no problem with it for a year or so. I'm pretty much willing to take any job next year that can give me at least 40 hour weeks and that doesn't entail doing anything illegal or immoral.

Oops!

[severed_ties]

I commented without logging in, but that was me!

[catamacat]

Jess, I totally just laughed very loudly and startled everyone in this trendy little NW 23rd cafe (which I am bringing you to at some point) at the 'screen-printing-thesis-pages-onto-napkins' idea. I can just see the horrified expressions in the Registrar's office now. Or maybe they'll just cackle. It's hard to tell with the Registrar.

Come, you are stressed. Let me take you to dinner somewhere you won't see Reedies for a least an hour. I have a car! And also legs!

[severed_ties]

Did I mention how glad I am that you're moving back?
I've decided to cook dinner for Jason. I need to make him something impressive. Any suggestions?

[catamacat]

Exciting on both counts! But for dinner, I'd definitely say something you're comfortable making. A well executed, simple dish is in my book better than something complex that goes awry at the last minute.

[majikali]

Jobs are for suckers, man. You should probably escape to some sort of land where spontaneous dancing, singing and dressing up happen. Someplace with mirrors for the full and glorious realization of vanity, and someplace where everything is awesome.

Wait. That place is here. Hmmm...

But jobs are still for suckers.

[severed_ties]

Though it may be true that job are in fact for suckers, I would very much like one. Because with one, I can get money, and with money I can get to L.A. and surround myself with rock stars! Now that would certainly be a life of "spontaneous dancing, singing, and dressing up" and more mirrors than I'd know what to do with. So it'll be kind of like Portland, but with a different (although certainly not better) cast of characters, and more sunlight!