A quick little flight.
The new Motion City cd is hawtsome.
I need to find a black jacket somewheres.
*bored now*
I want a new cd.
I better go to Street Scene.
*Goes back to doing whatever it is I do*
A comprehensive guide to your afterlife...
Lesson 1: LIGHT AND HOW IT AFFECTS YOU
*Avoid direct sunlight. You will disappear and not be able to move.
*Do not stay in dark places for more than a few hours.
*Avoid bright lights (they might change you)
Lesson 2: YOUR SURROUNDINGS
*Stay aware of your surroundings at all time... you will not feel the urge to sleep and
you will never dream.
*Float from place to place by focusing on your destination while looking at it.
Lesson 3: RECOGNIZING YOUR PAST
*Do not revel in regret.
* Attempt to find your previous place of residence.
Lesson 4: COMMUNICATION IN TEH AFTERLIFE
*If detected by small children or animals, tell them you do not exist.
*Do not talk to other ghosts. They will harm you.
*Do not talk to the living. They will ignore you.
Lesson 5: YOUR WELL BEING
*Do not attempt to stand upright until you are positive that you are dead. (try passing your hand through your
face to determine that you are)
*If you become tired of being a ghost, find a beach and flost towards the horizon.
*Do not wish to be anything else.
Lesson 6: YOUR IDENTITY
*Do not hold onto any memories of life. They will be distorted and inaccurate.
*Do not try to put yourself back into your dead body or any other living ones, you will be frightened.