Burdys.

I just had a horribul occlumensie lessen wit the Potter Boy, James's sun ( Read more... )

I am the Half-Blood Prince!

It's canon, it's canon, it's cannon!

Life is exsellent lately. I cant rememba a time i was more happy. truly.

Ya see, the girls tried to kill me about a month ago.

Yet here I am, not dead.

Praise be to Albus.

Welp, I figger since I'mma gunna be dead soon anyways, I might as well update my livejournal.

DEAR LORD IM GONNA MISS THE WORLD!

I can't believe the girls are finally gunna go thru wit it. Killin' me. Un-fucking-believable!

I enjoy usin' straws during promiscous activitys. yummy to my tummy!1

God damm Peter Penelope.

He shure knows how to piss peeople off.

I hate my goddammed life.

"Non'a that girlstuff?"

Oh, really? Gooddamn.

I'm never fallin in love again.

The only thing I'm good at is makin' a mess.

Things been rathur bland latly. Kutta and Johnn keep bein mean and insultin me. I don gettit.

I think I have a yeest infecton. Kutta wont tell me about them though, so Im not shure.

Everything that happens in one day up there, happens in two days down here...

Uh--huh.

I hate musikans.

Europe's been treatin' me well. I hardly miss the girls any more. They were bitches anyway ( Read more... )