Slicin' up eyeballs i want you to know...

Tonight is going to be a good night. I'm getting drunk with the love of my life, and my bestest friend.

I'm making home made grinders for dinner.

I don't know why i can't view my friends page. it just doesn't update.

I'm annoyed by how messy my apartment is.

I think i'll take a nap.

Bobbie, mortgage lady, said I would be a good titleist ( Read more... )

I don't know why i'm asleep ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night about tom waits ( Read more... )

I sat down to say something.

Maybe about myspace sucking mycock.

I was thinking about Livejournal and how I never update.

I was thinking that i was going to start updating 27,000,000 times a day.

Starting tomorrow.

My life looks good next week.

Joshua is going to the store to buy me booze.

Oh man, I just have nothing to say.

"Mares eat oats, and goats eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy"

Sometimes I miss felpausch.

Josh and I are going to buy a beautiful house.

Josh and I are married.

And, yeah.

I love my baby.

I realized tonight that I had a text message on my phone ( Read more... )

Oh man guys, I'm sick.

Sneezing goobtooblies all over the place.

I just want to lay in bed and pretend to be dead.

Must clean the apartment.

Raaarh.