He is the pimp master ( Read more... )

Apparently I only update once a month.

I am hanging out with Master B.

He's a pimp ride if ya know what I mean.

Went to a couple sex toy parties since I last updated.

Spent about 200 dolla billy's.

Only to find that toys don't make it better, just more intersting....

Jack and I have been good friends latly. I like the short ones. :)

you know how a sneeze is a mini orgasm ( Read more... )

yay! My two bestest friends are back from their adventure in florida. Missed em mucho ( Read more... )

McDonaldising the world one Big Mac at a time.

Today was great. I had so much fun at work. Our grills broke and we didn't have any food. But we still stayed open. And we had to call in 2 different repair men to come and fix them.

I had to call an a paramedic truck today cause some old guy passed out and had no heart beat. (that was a rush)

Jen P. ( Read more... )

Today is the first day I've ever felt like I could feel my legs. I mean seriously I feel huge.

yesterday was a blast. I hung out with jo and bates all day. we had an adverture.

Burr, it is freezing in the basement.

I have the hairest legs in the world. Well, aside from Gina Coon and other feminist.

I decided last night; shortly after Joani and Amber left, that I was going to go to sleep early. Whew, I had some fucked up dreams last night. Let me tell you. I checked out what they meant in Jo's dream book . Apparently I ( Read more... )

JiminysVoice: amber has to poop...that took a lot of effort for me to type
JiminysVoice: I kept fucking up poop
ScuJ84: you didnt have to tell me
JiminysVoice: I thought you'd enjoy that :-(
ScuJ84: steve said i bet you like to fuck poop
JiminysVoice: I don't fuck anything anymore
ScuJ84: ha-ha- simpsons style
JiminysVoice: hehehe
ScuJ84: wooo hoo! found a ( Read more... )

work changed my schedule.. now I work 3rd's. blah.....

I went up to the high school today ( Read more... )