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So. Totally had this lovely Phantom dream last night. Weird, but LOVELY. It is as follows, clicky the cut so I don't make EVERYONE suffer.
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Setting: Approx. 1900--house near old hotel slash opera house.
Time of day: Randomly changes. Buwahaha.
Approx. 10 to 15 years after the disaster at the Opera House. I am Christine's best friend that is so not Meg, (because I have this gorgeous dark hair and look mighty fine in a corset, go me.), and we are sitting in a bedroom in some house, talking girlishly.
Christine is telling me how she ran away from Erik, (the Phantom, sillies), and went off and married Raoul. Except in this version she did not have any kids and eventually left Raoul cuz, let's face it, he's a pussy. I even remember the dialogue. Sort of.
CHRISTINE: *le sigh* And I left him and married Raoul *scornfulness*, and then left him too.
SEXY DARK HAIRED ME: *GIANT INCREDULOUS PAUSE* Wait. You left the Phantom for RAOUL?!. You stupid whoreslutbitch.
....Yeah. And she just sighed again, oh so depressed like. Not me. I was all determined to FIND him again, becuase damned if I wasn't going to pick up on her lost goods. And I felt bad for him. Yeah. So I drag her to the oh so convient hotel/opera house down the road. It is dark outside, and it is snowing prettifully. I have pretty snowflakes in my hair, and am all "ooooh how lovely" Whereas Christine is becoming more terrified by the moment.
Anyway, we get to the hotel thingy, and we check in to the hotel. Um. Cuz. That's the best way to find him; be all sneaky like. Anyway, Christine does not want to leave her room, but I make her, most likely because I am an evil bitch and I know the Phantom won't come unless she is around. We traipse around for a bit, and then I'm all "OOOH! let's take a TOUR!" And I squeal and point to the 'Opera House tours now" sign somewhere in the hotel lobby. (Conveintly lit by a giant chandelier, aha.) At this point Christine runs off, and I skip of to take the tour.
This guy leads us all around the opera house, even upstairs where it is dark and scary. At some point I hear 'someone' singing, and I try to go find out what's going on, but the tour director hisses at me and tells me not to be stupid. Bloody prat.
The tour ends, and somehow I end up behind the opera house, in the snow, looking around. And then...
There he is!!! *fangirly squeal* Ahem. He is standing there, in a gorgeous cape and black suit, staring into the night and the snow falling around him wonderfully. Still wearing his mask, and definetly Movie!Phantom in all his glory.
I'm an idiot, so I walk towards him and touch his arm all soft like. At which point he turns on me and looks like he is about to give me the telling off of a century, but something stops him. (I'm just good like that.) Then, WHEE! He grabs my hand and runs me upstairs to his 'lair' which oddly consists of a bunch of beds. *innocently whistles.* Hey, I can't help what my subconscious thinks. Anyway, we talk for awhile and then we..uh..mess around for a bit, and then before anything really goes anywhere, he screws everything up and says: "I always liked you better than Christine, you aren't as pretty as she is and would accept me and lalala." Well, now I'M pissed. And I YELL at him and run off, hurt and angry and like a silly girl. Which I am.
I find Christine and tell her, and she goes off to find him, and I'm all jealous and pissed as shit. But then she comes back with him, looking scared again, and HE has his mask off, and he bends down and kisses me and is all "Sorry."
I accept his apology. >.> Yeah. I'm a whore, what do you want? He KISSED me.
So then, a bunch of time passes, like, a year. And we are at the hotel again, me, ERik, Christine. We are watching someone sing, and I tell the Phantom he could do sooo much better, and he get's up there and sings and knocks their socks off. And meanwhile, Christine finds a 15 years older Raoul and is all lovey on him. Until he says something derogatory about the Phantom, at which point she slaps him in the face and says "I though you had changed!"
Then, and this is MY favorite part: The Phantom gets down off stage, and his father walks in, who is none other than BILL FROM KILL BILL TWO! Holy god. And Phantom takes that moment to PROPOSE to me, somehow making it all dark and desire like. Whoo!
Of course I say yes, and rub it in Christine's face and then we run off and get married and have lots of hot sex, whoo.
Ok, I made up that last part. Except for the me saying yes bit.
I'm so effing strange.
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Beware my psychoticness and mega rambling. Apparently I have this deep seated and unknown bitterness and anger towards Christine Daae. Hunh.
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Setting: Approx. 1900--house near old hotel slash opera house.
Time of day: Randomly changes. Buwahaha.
Approx. 10 to 15 years after the disaster at the Opera House. I am Christine's best friend that is so not Meg, (because I have this gorgeous dark hair and look mighty fine in a corset, go me.), and we are sitting in a bedroom in some house, talking girlishly.
Christine is telling me how she ran away from Erik, (the Phantom, sillies), and went off and married Raoul. Except in this version she did not have any kids and eventually left Raoul cuz, let's face it, he's a pussy. I even remember the dialogue. Sort of.
CHRISTINE: *le sigh* And I left him and married Raoul *scornfulness*, and then left him too.
SEXY DARK HAIRED ME: *GIANT INCREDULOUS PAUSE* Wait. You left the Phantom for RAOUL?!. You stupid whoreslutbitch.
....Yeah. And she just sighed again, oh so depressed like. Not me. I was all determined to FIND him again, becuase damned if I wasn't going to pick up on her lost goods. And I felt bad for him. Yeah. So I drag her to the oh so convient hotel/opera house down the road. It is dark outside, and it is snowing prettifully. I have pretty snowflakes in my hair, and am all "ooooh how lovely" Whereas Christine is becoming more terrified by the moment.
Anyway, we get to the hotel thingy, and we check in to the hotel. Um. Cuz. That's the best way to find him; be all sneaky like. Anyway, Christine does not want to leave her room, but I make her, most likely because I am an evil bitch and I know the Phantom won't come unless she is around. We traipse around for a bit, and then I'm all "OOOH! let's take a TOUR!" And I squeal and point to the 'Opera House tours now" sign somewhere in the hotel lobby. (Conveintly lit by a giant chandelier, aha.) At this point Christine runs off, and I skip of to take the tour.
This guy leads us all around the opera house, even upstairs where it is dark and scary. At some point I hear 'someone' singing, and I try to go find out what's going on, but the tour director hisses at me and tells me not to be stupid. Bloody prat.
The tour ends, and somehow I end up behind the opera house, in the snow, looking around. And then...
There he is!!! *fangirly squeal* Ahem. He is standing there, in a gorgeous cape and black suit, staring into the night and the snow falling around him wonderfully. Still wearing his mask, and definetly Movie!Phantom in all his glory.
I'm an idiot, so I walk towards him and touch his arm all soft like. At which point he turns on me and looks like he is about to give me the telling off of a century, but something stops him. (I'm just good like that.) Then, WHEE! He grabs my hand and runs me upstairs to his 'lair' which oddly consists of a bunch of beds. *innocently whistles.* Hey, I can't help what my subconscious thinks. Anyway, we talk for awhile and then we..uh..mess around for a bit, and then before anything really goes anywhere, he screws everything up and says: "I always liked you better than Christine, you aren't as pretty as she is and would accept me and lalala." Well, now I'M pissed. And I YELL at him and run off, hurt and angry and like a silly girl. Which I am.
I find Christine and tell her, and she goes off to find him, and I'm all jealous and pissed as shit. But then she comes back with him, looking scared again, and HE has his mask off, and he bends down and kisses me and is all "Sorry."
I accept his apology. >.> Yeah. I'm a whore, what do you want? He KISSED me.
So then, a bunch of time passes, like, a year. And we are at the hotel again, me, ERik, Christine. We are watching someone sing, and I tell the Phantom he could do sooo much better, and he get's up there and sings and knocks their socks off. And meanwhile, Christine finds a 15 years older Raoul and is all lovey on him. Until he says something derogatory about the Phantom, at which point she slaps him in the face and says "I though you had changed!"
Then, and this is MY favorite part: The Phantom gets down off stage, and his father walks in, who is none other than BILL FROM KILL BILL TWO! Holy god. And Phantom takes that moment to PROPOSE to me, somehow making it all dark and desire like. Whoo!
Of course I say yes, and rub it in Christine's face and then we run off and get married and have lots of hot sex, whoo.
Ok, I made up that last part. Except for the me saying yes bit.
I'm so effing strange.
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Beware my psychoticness and mega rambling. Apparently I have this deep seated and unknown bitterness and anger towards Christine Daae. Hunh.