the meaning of life.. <33
PhillysCutest16: do you know the meaning of life?
CowTippingGrl169: is this a trick question?
PhillysCutest16: do you want it to be?
CowTippingGrl169: yes cus i like stuff
PhillysCutest16: alright, than it is a trick question.
CowTippingGrl169: alrighty then
PhillysCutest16: ok...
CowTippingGrl169: whats the question?
PhillysCutest16: do you know the meaning of life?
CowTippingGrl169: heck no techo
PhillysCutest16: well, once you walk 7 miles in my shoes, you will know.
CowTippingGrl169: 7 miles? why not make it 10
PhillysCutest16: nope, it must be 7..but there is a trick
CowTippingGrl169: u mean a catch
PhillysCutest16: after you walk the 7 miles...you have to find a stop sign...any stop sign..and than circle around it 5 times...and that walk up a hill than back down the hill than up agian...than you have to walk another 6 miles in my shoes...and than you will know the meaning of life
CowTippingGrl169: what if i wanna go back down the hill one more time!
PhillysCutest16: sorry, but you cant
PhillysCutest16: it will mess everything up...
PhillysCutest16: you need to stay at the TOP of the hill after you go up than back down again..than up
CowTippingGrl169: but i dont wanna go up!
PhillysCutest16: BUT YOU HAVE TO!
PhillysCutest16: you cant go down the hill if your not gonna go up
CowTippingGrl169: i dont like hills they scare me
PhillysCutest16: so you wanna go down the hill but not up it?
CowTippingGrl169: yes
PhillysCutest16: now, how do you think this is possible?
PhillysCutest16: you cant go down if you were never up to begin with
CowTippingGrl169: im down right now
PhillysCutest16: yeah but thats different if your already down the hill it wouldnt really be "going down the hilll" you would just be staying where you were
CowTippingGrl169: well i keep goin down cus i liek goin down
PhillysCutest16: down what tho? you cant keep going down the hill if you werent up the hill to begin with
CowTippingGrl169: there was never and up! i started on a slant and jus keep gonna down!
PhillysCutest16: what is this slant on?
PhillysCutest16: and does the slant ever stop?
PhillysCutest16: how far will you keep going down the slant until it comes to and end?
CowTippingGrl169: that slant is on omg what am i talkin bout again?!?
PhillysCutest16: your talking about the slant that you are going down...you know instead of the hill
CowTippingGrl169: o yes! what bout it?
PhillysCutest16: nevermind
PhillysCutest16: lets not talk about slants
CowTippingGrl169: but i like slants!
PhillysCutest16: oh yeah, and when you find out the meaning of life..there is another catch..you know how you have to walk 7 miles in my shoes?
CowTippingGrl169: uumm.ya
PhillysCutest16: well you see you have to where the right shoe on your left foot and the left shoe on your right foot
PhillysCutest16: and you have to be going backwards.
CowTippingGrl169: wow u lost me back at the hill! cus i aint goin up it so i'll jus stay there!
PhillysCutest16: yeah but in order to stay at the hill you have to walk to the hill right?
CowTippingGrl169: no
PhillysCutest16: yes
PhillysCutest16: you cant just be there without getting there first
CowTippingGrl169: but im already therE!!
PhillysCutest16: and in order to get there u have to walk 7 miles in my shoes on your different feet and walk backwards.
PhillysCutest16: your not already there tho! you are at the starting line with me in which i give you my shoes!
CowTippingGrl169: r u tryin to prove how stupid i am!!! cus its workin!!
PhillysCutest16: LOL!
CowTippingGrl169: whats the point to this??
PhillysCutest16: im just trying to teach you how to find out the meaning of life!
CowTippingGrl169: well it seems like u already know it so y dont u jus tell me!
PhillysCutest16: i cant!! you have to do exactly what i say
PhillysCutest16: you want me to explain it again?
PhillysCutest16: i will...
CowTippingGrl169: oook
CowTippingGrl169: waitin...
PhillysCutest16: ok! soo...your starting at the starting line where i am..i give you my shoes..you have to wear the right one on your left foot and the left one on your right foot..you have to walk 7 miles backwards...and than find a stop sign...circle the stop sign 5 times..and than go to the hill and walk up and than down than up again..than you have to walk ANOTHER 6 miles in my shoes..but you only have to be wearing one of them...the right one which should be on your left foot..
PhillysCutest16: and than BAM! you got the meaning of life
CowTippingGrl169: ok...i did...whats the meaning? u come out of life with one shoe?
PhillysCutest16: exactly!
CowTippingGrl169: holy shit!
PhillysCutest16: see now you my friend, understand the meaning of life!
CowTippingGrl169: very completcated!! can i go back down the hill now??!
PhillysCutest16: well..yes but you see in order to go back down the hill you have to walk the 6 miles with one shoe on to the hill...and than put the other shoe on (that will be at the hill) and than you can go back down the hill
CowTippingGrl169: ok! and i'll never have to go back up?
PhillysCutest16: only if you forgot your shoe
PhillysCutest16: i mean my shoe
CowTippingGrl169: o man! i did! but im not goin back up!
PhillysCutest16: you must go back up! thats my shoe up there!
CowTippingGrl169: well i aint movin like i said in the begining! im goin all the way down the hill this time! im not stopin and goin back another 7 miles! im jus gonna keep goin down!
PhillysCutest16: you cant! you have to walk the seven miles backwards..with the right shoe on your left foot and the left shoe on your right foot..and come back to the finish line!
CowTippingGrl169: im not goin back! im wanna keep goin down so i can see whats down there!
PhillysCutest16: there is nothing down the hill! it will just go on forever and ever..because you already found of the meaning of life! so therefore you must come back to the starting line....
CowTippingGrl169: never!! haahaha u'll never catch me or ur shoes!!
PhillysCutest16: but you see im gonna need those shoes! if i dont got those shoes..i cant show everyone else the meaning of life! THE SHOES ARE APART OF THE MEANING OF LIFE!
CowTippingGrl169: not anymore i stole them!!
PhillysCutest16: YOU CANT!
PhillysCutest16: damn you !
CowTippingGrl169: i did!
CowTippingGrl169: and i sold them for $5
CowTippingGrl169: so i could buy pot!
PhillysCutest16: NOOO! you cant SELL the shoes that are hints to the meaning of life!
CowTippingGrl169: so is pot
PhillysCutest16: now what about all those poor kids in africa who need to know the meaning of life? what will they do now, with NO SHOEs?
CowTippingGrl169: thats not my problem anymore! i got what i wanted now they should go get what they want!
PhillysCutest16: WHAT THEY WANT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE!
PhillysCutest16: and in order to get that they need those damn shoes!
CowTippingGrl169: well then they can go find the drug dealer i sold them to and buy them!
PhillysCutest16: how could you!
PhillysCutest16: sell the meaning of life for DRUGS?!
PhillysCutest16: now here is what you must do
PhillysCutest16: ...
PhillysCutest16: you must walk 18 miles..to a big red brick farm house..go inside it, and than come out of it..than go inside it again..than come out it again..than go inside again...than you will find those shoes.
CowTippingGrl169: well i got to 8 miles but i saw somethin shiny and got distracted and so than i smoked some pot!
PhillysCutest16: alright than here is what you need to do..before you leave for the 18 miles.. pick up some sunglasses at the local store..where them..and than you wont be distracted by anything shinu
PhillysCutest16: shiny*
CowTippingGrl169: ok!......im there i dont see shoes!
PhillysCutest16: you should see them
PhillysCutest16: ok screw the shoes. walk 4 miles up the river and you will find something better than the shoes
CowTippingGrl169: ok what be that?
PhillysCutest16: well you will see when you get there
CowTippingGrl169: im there
PhillysCutest16: here are words to describe it ...gold, hollow, and chicken.
CowTippingGrl169: umm...
PhillysCutest16: yes
PhillysCutest16: so tell me when you get there and tell me what you see.
CowTippingGrl169: i see my life!
PhillysCutest16: BINGO!
PhillysCutest16: your life is filled with gold, hollowness and chicken
CowTippingGrl169: and its not lookin to good!
PhillysCutest16: well, thats alright
PhillysCutest16: if you grill up the chicken and put BBQ sauce on it, i gaurentee your life will be better
CowTippingGrl169: no its not! y is my life messed up!?!?
PhillysCutest16: well its messed up because you stold the shoes that were a hint to the meaning of life.
PhillysCutest16: stole*
CowTippingGrl169: ooo!!! ok well than thats ok! cus it was worth it!
PhillysCutest16: was not!
PhillysCutest16: you must give those shoes back to me
CowTippingGrl169: was too!
CowTippingGrl169: nooo!!
CowTippingGrl169: remember i cant find them!
PhillysCutest16: your messing with the meaning of life!
CowTippingGrl169: thats ashame but thats not my problem!
PhillysCutest16: how can you be so cruel? you evil DUCK!
CowTippingGrl169: hey now! im life is messed up so whats the point of findin those shoes!
CowTippingGrl169: my*
PhillysCutest16: because it will make your life better
CowTippingGrl169: its to late!
PhillysCutest16: i guess you just dont understand the meaning of life!
CowTippingGrl169: i guess not and never will!
PhillysCutest16: but you had it! you even told me what the meaning of life was..now say it to me again
CowTippingGrl169: u come outta lie with one shoe...
CowTippingGrl169: one the wrong foot
CowTippingGrl169: on*
PhillysCutest16: yes! see you do kno the meaning of life
PhillysCutest16: but what do you think it means?
CowTippingGrl169: i dont know what does it mean
PhillysCutest16: that is for me to know, and you to find out
CowTippingGrl169: =-O
CowTippingGrl169: i know!
CowTippingGrl169: at the end of life u get poor and can only afford one shoe!
PhillysCutest16: YES!
PhillysCutest16: see!
PhillysCutest16: THAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFEEEEEE!!!!
PhillysCutest16: you figured it out!
CowTippingGrl169: than y does my life still suck
PhillysCutest16: well , i dont know..but hey atleast you know what the meaning of life it
PhillysCutest16: is*
CowTippingGrl169: yes i do! soo ha to everyone that doesnt!
PhillysCutest16: lol!
PhillysCutest16: ok, were done now.
PhillysCutest16: lol
PhillysCutest16: that was just a bit odd
CowTippingGrl169: hahahahaha yes it was...and im still cunfuzzeld