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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
~Not sure that I'd want to blow anyone up, really.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
~I really don't like the singer for Sugarland. I'd appreciate it if she were stopped.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
~::shrugs:: Not much of a punching person.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
~Mozzerella. I dig mozz...
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
~Hot cappi and salami with lettuce, provolone cheese, onions, olives, salt and pepper, and oil and vinegar on Italian bread. No mozz.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
~Cillian Murphy is rather dreamy. Or Gabriel Byrne.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
~I'm one of the many ladies out there with a fantasy crush on Taylor Hicks. He's a major dreamboat.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
~Probably use it as a layaway payment for that Santa Cruz acoustic at my store...
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?
~Nashville, TN.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
~I think I'll hit Rob's for a burger and a beer.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says.
~Belvedere Vodka, of course.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
~The 80's. Definitely start a band and kick Lita Ford's arse.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
~Being inconsiderate is grounds for deportation.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
~It would have to be a sitcom. On what it would be based, I haven't a clue.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
~Cockprick. Nothing better than calling someone a penis twice in one word.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
~Well, if they are just milling around, I don't care, as long as they stay quiet. The smell might get to me, though, so I might politely ask them to Febreeze their bandages, and kindly refrain from eating my brains.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
~My Ibanez Jem. And then I'd cry over the other guitars I had to leave behind.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
~Buy a Taylor 414CE, bring it to the beach, and play out on the rocks.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
~Telepathy. Or lightning-speed fingers.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
~Definitely the last round of the Mohegan Sun battle of the bands. Talk about a moment of glory. Followed closely by any of the Wolf Den shows.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
~Rather not go there right now. Or ever.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Where would you go?
~Germany, for sure.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
~Martini's. That's my joint. Karaoke every night, live bands, good beer and good food, and Bob rules.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first?
~Heh, John's.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
~Jimi Hendrix, or Django Reinhart.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
~My grandfather. I hate seeing my grandmother feel so sad.
27. What's your theme song?
~Today? "Lazy Boy" - Jimmy's Chicken Shack. I know, I know. I'm not a boy...