I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST PLAYER OF POKER!!!!! That's right, ladies and gents, I WON $30 playing poker tonight!!!! Allow me to list those whom I beat ( Read more... )

(To be read in an 'elegant southern drawl ( Read more... )

Well, it has been a while, hasn't it? There has been so much drama lately I don't know where to start ( Read more... )

So, I'm bored last night, right, and I'm in one of those crazy moods. I decide to explore this pop-up that invaded my screen. It was an online dating/personal service. I'm like, whatever, the profile was free, so I fill in my stuff and I even put a picture. Then, after I'm done and posted, I realize that it posted me as seeking "a man or a ( Read more... )

Well, I just got back from the beach and boy do I feel good! I am also mildly tan - which won't wash off in 3 days or so. I had a really great time!!! Anyways, I'm back here in my office... bored... alone... sad. Okay so not really. How about, like the other night I was walking along the beach and found some guys to talk to and they started ( Read more... )

First of all, everyone should check out the following ( Read more... )

Vacation: all I ever wanted! Vacation: have to get away! Vacation: wish it would never end ( Read more... )

Hey!!!! I'm drunkie, a little. Chaz's spacebaris messedup. Fucktard!!! Crackers!!! Ummm... I thinkI need to go now.

I love you!

Evangeline

Okay, no, not the car kind, dumbass. I mean I had 7 -count 'em- 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 meetings today alone from about 8:00 until 5... wait, I take that back, the eighth one was a surprise, spontaneous meeting that Theresa and I had on our lunch break. So 8, 8 is the number (i'm so friggin tired it took me 3 tries to spell "number"). Today was a ( Read more... )