My life is melodramatic ecstasy.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE ( Read more... )

So.. I haven't livejournaled in like 8 years. So i would like to tell you a story about sex, lies, and intrigue... but I just dont feel like it right now...

I can't take it anymore.

I just used a turkey baster to get about 4 cups of standing water out of my trunk...

runs at wall

"Ahhhhhhh!"

smashes head into wall

Oh gosh.. The birthing process has pretty much made me an aunt.

Heck Yes! Saturday is my BIRTHDAY!

I should probably quit work. It makes me want to die.

wastin' away again in margaritaville!