I am eternally conflicted

But for heaven's sake ( Read more... )

I bought shoes. They make me happy.

I wish they made sit n' spins in my size.

Clapton is God.

I have no words to describe what this summer has been.

p.s. my hair looks lovely today!

there is nothing that I am better at than making boys that I don't care about fall in love with me

I am never as charming as when I am trying to gain the love of a boy who will never be able to have me

last night = good night ;)

If you could lick my heart, it would poison you

I never want what I have. Every crush that I've had that I've eventually gotten has ended up in my dissatisfaction. I won't allow this one to. I am dating the boy that I've wanted for three years. He is one hundred times more fantastic than I could have imagined. I'm growing to adore him. And yet, I ( Read more... )

would you like to donate to the "Mary Cawthon needs a haircut" fund?

and so it is that we grow up ( Read more... )

I just decided that if anyone asks me about the scars on my leg I'm going to say, "it was a knife fight. I don't want to talk about it."

Thought #1:
    Getting presents on your birthday is celebrating the fact that you successfully did not die

Thought #2:
    I will never pay $6 for a bowl of cereal

Thought #3:
    Kissing is very odd