time flies when you get older. seems like a couple days go by and it's actually been a week. and i'm only 19! jesus. ill be pushin up daisies before i know it, har har har ( Read more... )

alright.

i have absolutely nothing to say. that's how content i am right now. except for the teet thing. still need a teet.

my pig has been thoroughly greased ( Read more... )

im not doing anything right now. lack of females is seriously messing up my head, but i suppose that's mostly my problem ( Read more... )

things have been going pretty good. i still need to get my shit around in school, but otherwise...the goose doth dance ( Read more... )

pretty soon im going to flip out and do everything i can to find new teets.

we're trying to have a myspace party with hot bitches only at the lake compound.

females unite. i'm desperate to show my cock. it harnesses such power.

paintball fucking rules, too.

-john

FUCKING ROLL OUT.


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hmmm. mixed up messed up pigs ( Read more... )

monday - chill out, work for dad, dance ( Read more... )

ive got until the end of june to get angry as hell and learn how to dance like a div2 player.

theres only one solution.

work it.

and get laid.

work it and get laid. two solutions.

with the help of my trusty steed Reese..it might just go down.

thanks guys.

fuck off