The Sexhibitionist Revue ♫

[oh_sew_manly]

[There is a club. On the outside, it looks fairly normal. Dark bricks, and a discreet red sign that merely says 'Members Only'. Even the front room looks normal, except for the (classy) black sign that says 'The Velvet Room' over the side door

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[oh_sew_manly]

[He's up onstage with a microphone.]

Hello, dear patrons~! I'll be your Master tonight -- of ceremonies, that is. Not that I'd object to being your master in another way, of course, but let's save that for later.

Anyway! We've got lots of delicious man-candy for you tonight. Boy, aren't you in for a treat~! Woo~! Oh, and some women, too. Ugh. It takes all types, I suppose.

So, that means I'd better get my cute little butt off the stage so our wonderful dancers can get this party started! ♥

[And he climbs down to the floor, turning the mic off. Anyone who wants to talk with him, feel free to tag away~]

[tiny_tinker_toy]

It ain't just your cute butt bringin' in the customers, Kanji~!

[Rikku's not a dancer, at least not on stage. She does private stuff for people.]

[oh_sew_manly]

[He makes a face at her.]

Just do your thing for the straight ones, darling. I'll handle the rest.

[tiny_tinker_toy]

[Bouncy steps]

I don't just 'do my thing' for the straight ones, Kanji. Someone's gotta cater to the ladies who like ladies, y'know~! Not that we get many of them, but~!

[tiny_tinker_toy]

[Rikku, right now, is just bringing around drinks to tables and taking orders for private dances. She doesn't do the whole pole-dancing thing, at least not on the mainstage. Besides, it's not her strong point. She takes male and female customers~!]

[charmingwaist]

[The girl with blue hair flags you down. She holds up her empty drink glass, giving a clear message]

[tiny_tinker_toy]

[Rikku saunters over]

Whatcha drinkin~?

[Only Rikku could be a stripper, and still manage the peppy, genki tone.]

[charmingwaist]

[Looks at the glass with a puzzled expression on her face]

Y'know, I don't remember.

[Looks up with a big smile]

Rec me something!

Stripper!

[mikanwindmill]

[There wasn't much of anything Nami wouldn't do for money. Stripping? Ha, that was small time. She didn't care who saw her naked, she just cared that she got paid.

And she was a very good stripper, too. 'Good' being a term here defined as 'good at convincing schmucks to toss money at her'. All she had to do was slip on a thong (like she was wearing now) , grind a pole a few times (like she was doing now), and occasionally hint that she might take her top off. Tips galore.

And if she got one of them to ask her for a private dance...well, they ere going home with an empty wallet]