can someone fucking explain this to me?

[sexi_coconut]

How the hell could I have spent an entire night in a hotel room, alone, with my boyfriend and have NOTHING happen?????

Story of my life.

Comments

[unsanity12345]

Because you love him for him and not for his abnormally huge penis?

[sexi_coconut]

Ummm how are you qualified to make judgments about his penis? Is there something I should know??

And no, that's not the reason.

[bandgeekaltosax]

Didn't you say that you specifically did not want it to happen?