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Man: "Hey baby, can I give you an Australian kiss?"

Woman: "What's that?"

Man: "It's like a French Kiss, only down under!"

I may not be Fred Flintstone. But I can still make your bed rock.

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: Do you work for the U.P.S. Company?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Cause I ( Read more... )

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told her friend. That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda. "Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after ( Read more... )