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[sexiekinda]

[Montage] You're walking through the flourescent-lighted aisles of Safeway, halfway distracted by different products screaming their name and credibility. As you approach the cash register, an array of magazines tantalizes you with titles such as "Jennifer Lopez gets into Catfight" "UGGS:Hot or Not?" or even "Tom Cruise Finds New Love-with a Man"

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[anonymous]

you are an amazing writer.

nice

[action_vs_word]

I like it. Nothing in paticular, just the entire post(I prefer STAR over Us Weekly though). Seems in all to be very true. Gawking over which lip gloss is caked on any given celebrities lips doesn't really make a difference(unless their Angelina Jolies...of course...have you seen those things...just...wow). But we all take the time out of our days(the little we have left between...being drunk...and...well...being drunk) to update our memory banks on how many Lois Vuitton handbags Paris Hilton can still afford...that no talent bitch. Alright I'm done ranting, in my drunken stuper this was all I could find to do, so I apologize for wasting everyones time.

[snowboredasfuck]

I think that magazines portray the powerful monogamistic force that plagues our society. heterosexuality is glorified subliminally by articles talking about shit like J lo and the popularity of ugs. We thrive on the celebration of procreation. all this media tyranny is preventing the very mother fucking revolution that this country so very needs to prevent the undeniable fabrication of mass government and media ownership of human life. There will be no more private property, there will be no more confidentiality. its right in front of your eyes, you just need to open ur eye lids to notice it.

you think ur bad

[schaeffedog]

pshh, you aint even in deep. Magazines are only the begginning, I know , I have been there. I started out probably like you; do my nails, and read a teen people while they dry. Then the real trouble started. I've been grounded for going on 3 weeks, for reasons pertaining to being me. Anyway, ive been sitting on my ass for 3 weeks watching talk shows like mauri povitz, because even if paris hilton fucked a fat drunk trucker im at the point where i need to see retards get makeovers, or 300 lb babies to feel better about myself. I guess wat im trying to say is that im a fat retarded baby in need of a makeover at heart and no talk show can cure me of that....thats all really, except give it up for spinners and hope ur summer hasnt started off liek mine. LATE

Re: you think ur bad

[schaeffedog]

damn pho that was deep...

[madpoloplaya]

laura, you write really well and not only in this update but in others that ive read, you seem to have a lot of mature, great, helpful ideas to write about. thats really an awesome thing to have.