not what i thought... but still funn
friday- drove to Indiana and got my sleep on. once we got there we went to everyone elses hotels cause they were parents of the kids we coached. (which means im not sure why) but i ended up taking off to hang out w/ Andy, Christina (from hartland) and kelly walsh. we went swimming... it was way fun. but it got cut short (as did msot everything i did thhis wekend)
saturday- coached and hung out at soccer fields watching soccer from 730am- 800 pm. then i went to applebees and ate some food. i told the hostess i was 21 so i could sit at the bar w/ everyone else and stevie kept quiet n let me talk us in. once in the waitress asked for id's. i said i didn't have myne while stevie blew it w/ "im only 20" -_- we had to sit at a diff table. it sucked. waitress wasn't cute and neither were the girls in the bar it sucked. then andy wanted me to come over but i had no way to get there and that sucked. i was too tired in the end n eway and needed to sleep
sunday- coached and hung out at soccer fields from 730 am - around 7 pm when i left w/ some of the parents and stevie. i got my drink on. OMG!! IT WAS SOO GOOD. i seriously had such a good time w/ the parents they were so friendly. we watched the pistons lose while i cheered them on and everyone else said at half time "indian is gonna win" so i got my drink on and had a few good laughs w/ many good people. i appreciate the welcomness i felt. we were supposed to play some Texas hold um (that was the whole original plan) but stevie left and said "i'll be back in 25 mins" ofcourse he never came back and we never played and my party time got cut short... agin. it was frusterating.
monday- got to bed early and woke up l8 it was great.-poetry- U-12 girls were the only ones that made it thru to the finals games. they won like 8-0 in the semif finals and lost a hard fought battle 2-1 in the second game. one girl left in an ambulance and another girl prolly shoulda. both w/ spinal injuries. then we came home...i will be telling some of my funny stories in operson cause it needs to be that way for full efect....
FUNNY STORIES-
stevie and tony have been on a low carb diet that they blew off for teh weekend for the most part. i had to pick the less smelly room to stay in pending on the moment. Ahhh... iw anted to puke they were so fuckin stinky.
a friend of myne was on the phone w/ his son and told his friends (quietly *the son was not supposed to hear this*)) tell your mom im gonna teabag her when i come home... well he heard and relayed the message promptly... her responce "the quilt and pillow will be on the porch. she gave him silent treatment for 2 days. haha thats funny right there
JESSE n KYLE!!! ASK ME ABOUT THE JOKE W/ SNATCH
i'm watching the roast of jeff foxworthy right now... it was like that for me the whole ride home. they ripped on me about everything, from playing dot to dot, to being from S.C., to "the alphabet of nicknames for billy" and i must say they suck at that game. 2 and three words for some letters (i.e. "E" Even bigger asshole) fuckin retards. some hot girls drove by and i was like HEY!!! nd they say what.... "they're 17 isn't that too old for you?" to which i replied atleast they're female....
QUALITY!!!----vvvvvVVvvvVVvvvVVV
i'm a pretty clumsy guy sometimes. so when i made it til monday w/o spilling anything i was pretty stoked but real catious. and as you can immagine i wasn't thrilled about having to go get coffee. and i proved myself right my luck ran out. apparantly the jr. irish only lends so much luck to the irish. picture this im in a Jeep Cherokee Larado that was graphite color. well the u12 girls wanted EVERYONE TO KNO... THEY WERE IN THE SEMIS AND THIS JEEP... WAS THE COACH. so it was painted w/ window paint/car paint. on the side of *my* jeep it said "Slim Shady" as tony died his hair blond that was the name he accumlated so in BRIGHT PINK slim shady in size 140 font was on the side of his car. the entire drivers side door was pink and the rest of the car was decorated w/ pink, blue, white red and an wonderful aray of other colors. back to my story. i end up one handing the coffee from the passenger seat to the approximate place that two of them spilt ALL OVER ME! oh it was so fucking hott. i was like AHHHHHOOHHHEEHHGGOOOOOODDDDDJEEZZZZEEE SONNNAFAFUCKINBITCH!!! so obviously i took it like a man. then my belly button proceeded to turn BRIGHT red w/ scolding burns. and i deliverd the coffee after promptly changing my shorts and shirts in the parking lot... sexy me in in no shirt, a farmers tan, and in my boxers. sexy like a fat chick inna thong eatin donuts. yep the end...