My mom gave me 50 bucks for not having a party..

[sexijessi]

so my parents are back..they werent gone long enough but its alright. i get a phone call when they got back and first thing she says is "who drank my lickher?" so i say "me,julie,and tonya" The only response was.."Did Tonya get sick again

Comments

[theunibonger]

Lol, that really is pretty funny. I'm surprised your parents would leave you alone in the house, mine sure as fuck never would have. They kept the liquor locked up too, thats how I learned to pick locks at a young age.

[idiot_tonya]

hahahah
i love your mommy

[_0ne_love_]

and i love you