If the roadwarrior says it, it Must be true...

Nov 11, 2004 19:45

Surprisingly enough, my Subject line has about *this* much to do with what I'm about to say. Unlike me, isn't it?

I just noticed that Jackass was bandying this around his blog, so I decided to steal it. With a few modifications... When I saw 'a few' I mean, basically the entire thing.


SECTION 1: ABOUT YOURSELF
Name: Kal
Gender: male
Age: 17
Location: Holland Park
Birthday: 8 August 87
School: Lona. Going to be UQ next year.
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Shoe size: 12.5, 13 - there's a common misconception about people with big feet...
Natural Hair color: Sandy Blonde. Thats what I hold with, anyway.
Eye color: Hazel
Fears: America. Why hasn't anyone thought to Cull that place yet?

SECTION 2: HAVE YOU EVER...
Cheated on someone?: No, and never will.
Fallen off the bed?: Yep. Broke my collarbone. My parents didn't believe me, it took an X-Ray to prove them wrong.
Fallen for a relative?: No.
Broke someone's heart?: No
Had your heart broken?: No
Had a dream come true?: Yes
Done something you regret? No regrets.
Cheated on a test? Yeah, but its more the 'how do you spell the answer to question 4'... thats not cheating. Thats 'double checking'.

SECTION 3: CURRENTLY...
Wearing?: Boxer briefs
Listening to?: Bright Eyes - The Invisible Gardener/ Modest Mouse - World at Large
Eating?: nothing
Feeling?: Tired and Apathy
Located?: Bedroom
Chatting with?: Steph
Watching?: Myself type
Should REALLY be doing?: sleeping or studying

SECTION 4: DO YOU...
Brush your teeth?: Yesm.
Like anybody?: Yes.
Have any piercings?: Getting an eyebrow bar in about... 5 days
Drive?: Telstar
Believe in Santa Claus?: Sure do, I'm always getting presents from him. Thing I realised is that he's a fucking cheapskate.
Smoke?: No
Drink?: Not since easter
Have a cell phone?: yes
Have a pager?: No

SECTION 5: FRIENDS...
Who is your best? I don't rate my friends over eachother... but in answer to the question, Shan.
Who is the shyest?: Di
Who is the craziest?: Brad
Who is the most talkative?: Rene
Who is the cutest?: Steph
Who laughs the most?:
Who have you known the shortest?: Di
Who do you miss the most?: Right now? ... Probably Jesus.
Who do you turn to for personal problems?: No one, usually. Shan or Dave when I do.
Do you hang out with the opposite sex?: Yes
Do you trust your friends?: All except that dodgey Brad kid... Just kidding.

SECTION 6: THE LAST PERSON YOU...
Hugged?: Sam White
Kissed?: Steph
Talked to on the phone?: Steph
Ate with?: Family. I cooked.
Slept With?: I'm going to run with 'slept with' and not 'had sex with'... Steph

SECTION 7: PERSONAL...
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Content.
What has been the best day of your life?: Fuck, I don't know. They've all been pretty good... Maybe sunday last?
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?: Girlfriend.
What do you usually think about before you go to bed?: Anything. Just flows through there.
Did you lose someone you really loved?: No. Lucky there.
How many times have you fallen deeply in love?: Definition of love? Once, conventionally.
Love your family?: Gotta love them, don't have to like them though.
Love your friends?: Every one of them... Except that dodgey Brad kid... Just kidding.

SECTION 8: FAVORITE...
Movie: Oh, thats mean. Lets see... High Fidelity? The Princess Bride? Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels? He Died With A Felafel In His Hand? Too many, don't make me choose.
Relative: It Was Lokky.. he sold out but. Probably my Uncle Greg.
Fruit: Bowen Mango's have a certain charm.
Car: 1970 Mgb Roadster
Class: Probably Maths B, because of the great times had by all.
Holiday: Christmas
Day of the Week: I'm a fan of the Saturday
Color: Purple
Favorite spot for a date: Somewhere quiet.

SECTION 9: DO YOU...
Like to walk in the rain?: Yeah, love the rain.
Prefer black or blue pens?: Pens are a construct of the fascist male patriachy
Like to travel?: Yep
Think you're attractive?: Hahahahahaha... seriously, if you cut me, I'd bleed ugly.
Have a goldfish?: No.
Ever have the falling dream?: Yep. Hit the ground. Jumped from the window.
Have stuffed animals?: Teddy Bear. He doesn't sleep on the bed anymore. Two timing whore.

SECTION 10: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...
Abortion: Not my fucking business, but some people should really look at themselves hard before becoming parents. Adoption is an easy alternative.
Smoking: None of my business. Do it, if you want. Except Pipes. Smoking a pipe rocks.
Eating Disorders: Indictment of society, when people feel the need to throw up/starve to be pretty.

SECTION 11: THIS OR THAT...
Pierced nose or tongue?: I prefer tongue, but I don't have one.
Single or taken?: I like being by myself, but that doesn't mean I want to be single.
MTV or BET?: I don't watch Tv.
7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek?: See above
Sugar or salt?: Sugar
Silver or gold?: Silver
Chocolate or flowers?: Tulips.
Color or Black-and-white photos?: Black and White
M&M's or Skittles?: Brown M&Ms
Stay up late or sleep in?: "you are a dumb question." - Hear Hear Brad.
Sun or moon?: Moon
Acquaintances or one best friend: Single Best
Spring or Fall?: Autumn, you hack. Autumn.
Happy or sad?: Oh, being Emo has its charm... that is to say, if I were a depressive little fangirl whore. Happy all the way.
McDonald's or Burger King?: "fuck off the pair of you." - Hear Hear Brad.
Mexican or Italian food?: Italian.
Lights on or off?: Off.
Candy or soda?: Soda.
Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi.

Finished almost with the Exam scene. Got Sos, Jap and Ipt left.

Decided, in my folly, to give Rene a lift home. I did get a coke out of it, however. Also, I got to play San Andreas, and I got my nintendo back. Nintendo rocks. Feeling bloody tired, thinking of hitting the sack.

Oh, almost forgot... Sounds like I'm out of Anti-Schoolies... Gonna work on Dad over the next couple of days.

Until I post again, sleep well... Dream of large women.
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