Mother (fucker) Teresa

[sexion8]

Hello to my latest lj friends who were kind enough to add me! Short intro that isn't in my info page: I'm a pencil-pusher in a strip club. And I'm hot. The end

Comments

[callmekili]

OMG.... as i sit here cracking up uncontrollably and whiping the tears from my eyes, im asking myself, how in the hell have you not been on my friends list all this time... sheesh....

[sexion8]

Stop, you're embarrassing me!

Actually, I don't think I'd write half as silly if I didn't get such great feedback from you guys. It really makes my day to know you enjoy my writing. :)

[particle_person]

My mother never told me about the birds and the 'bies.

[sexion8]

Introducing the new and improved Andy...with punning action!

[particle_person]

How is this different from the old Andy (also with punning action)?

[sexion8]

Your puns weren't funny until now. :p

[lezopez]

I was gonna post about how I loved you... until I clicked on the zombie porn link.

I still love you, but I'm not so convinced that you love me.

I was also going to say that I wished I was dead, but uh, not anymore.

[sexion8]

Oh, I know. Who comes up with this psychotic crap? As if sex wasn't traumatic enough...

Aw, pookie. I do love you and you know it. When I get time, I'll pack up someone exotic and hot and mail him to your house. All I ask is you take care of shipping--packaged humans aren't cheap.

[uuljaar]

Hello to my latest lj friends who were kind enough to add me! Short intro that isn't in my info page: I'm a pencil-pusher in a strip club. And I'm hot. The end.

That was the most brilliantly succinct and apt description, evah! Except you left out the "smarter than you'll ever hope to be" bit - which is equally true.

Zombie porn!!!!!!! HA! See, if I weren't a big ol' homo, I'd probably be a creepy internet stalker and you'd loathe me.

[sexion8]

See, if I weren't a big ol' homo, I'd probably be a creepy internet stalker and you'd loathe me.

Sadly, you'd be wrong about that. Now that all my stalkers have gone away, I miss them. :(

[lutheranzealot]

mmmmmh chocolate-covered crack

and yeah it's a very good rule to never piss off people who make your food no matter how much you may dilike them, that's just my experience from working at food places.

[sexion8]

Dude, I am nice as pie to people who cook my food. Extra-nice if I'm at a drive-thru. If I get a chicken sandwich instead of the cheeseburger I ordered? I'm smiling very sweetly and eating it anyway. Fuck it, maybe they'll get it right tomorrow...