Bare Minerals

[sexion8]

Welcome to the boring as hell WOMEN ONLY section of the Sexion8 Update (unless you dress drag) so feel free to skip this update unless you're a tried and true hardcore Sexion8 reader in which case you shall be rewarded handsomely with prideful emotions that your eyeballs are touching words my hallowed hands have typed

Comments

[pallid_regina]

"OMG SHUT UP CHILDREN BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH YOUR OWN FUNNEL CAKES"

This makes me love you. Lots.

I don't wear make up at all, but this actually made me want to go check the stuff out. I have no idea to what end, since I still wouldn't wear it, but perhaps just to know that I've seen it and can share in this experience with you, so you know I care.

[sexion8]

And that's friendship, lovey!

Don't waste your money if you know you won't use it. But if you want to try, go to the $.99 store, buy an application brush and take it with you to your nearest cosmetics store and try it in the sample section. Don't use their brush because christ knows how many herpes faces have infected it. :O

[particle_person]

People should be beaten for eating funnel cakes. They look like...droppings.

Disclaimer: I have not read all of this Women's Only post. I accept the risk of misconstruing innocent remarks, and a low risk of textual side effects including digressions lasting longer than four hours.

[sexion8]

Wait. What funnel cakes are you talking about? The ones we have here look like hand-held waffles sprinkled with powdered sugar. (???)

[oldtownhooker]

Well if I didn't have reason to check out Bare Minerals make up before, I certainly do now! You know I'm a make up whore.

And that Pinball Machine song is so bad ass. Poor old June Pointer.

[sexion8]

Dude, get thee to a makeup counter and get yourself some Bare Minerals pronto! I'm telling you, it's a religious experience.

[sexion8]

I added an ETA to my entry about what you should do when you run out of foundation and should replace it.

[darth_snarky]

Dude. I think I may have to try that stuff. Consider me sold. (Now all I need to do is find money or convince my mom it's awesome and she should pay for it.)

[sexion8]

Here's another argument for your arsenal: a couple of my friends are claiming a roughly 50% decrease in breaking out and acne from using this makeup. Not just one person but several are saying this. People I actually know and can see their clearer skin for myself.

[darth_snarky]

Well, then I think I can totally justify the expense becasue then I will be spening less on zit stuff. Thanks!

[sexion8]

You're welcome! Just my way of helping to beautify the sisterhood.

[leonardpart6]

Did y'all know June Pointer sang the Pinball Machine song on Sesame Street? Nine, ten, eleven, TWEEEEEEELVE!

I did not know that. (And I thought I knew everything!) That may be the coolest information I've learned all month.

[sexion8]

Damnit, and I can't find it anywhere for download. :(

[vagynafondue]

SOLD!

I'm always looking for good, light foundation.

[sexion8]

Yay! You'll have to post about your findings!