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sexion8

Snakes On A Muthafuckin LJ

Aug 18, 2006 15:36

Just got back from the theater and behold, a Snakes on a Plane review lovingly crafted by yours truly ( Read more... )

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tedwords August 19 2006, 03:53:22 UTC

Well, now, maybe I do have to see this sucker. If onl;y to see the snake squirm into the guy's eyeball. That sounds almost as cool as Uma squashing Daryl's eyeball on the floor.

sexion8 August 19 2006, 10:39:18 UTC

I tell you, I laughed so much I was starting to get annoying. The snakes do a hell of a lot more than just what I described, but yeah, it was all on a par with the Uma/Darryl smack-down. (EW!)

tedwords August 19 2006, 18:27:04 UTC

I still like the idea of a Snakes in the Plane involving Samuel L. Jackson's huge python. Imagine, he get speople alone, unzips his pants, and then his huge snake accosts people--like, that guy we were talking about gets his eyeball pierced by Jackson's johnson.

ropetrick August 19 2006, 04:31:50 UTC

Instead of a confrontation, I simply gave his punk ass a complex that would last through the entire movie.

If you run for president, I'll vote for you.

Oh, and by the way, if he's anything like me the complex will last well into his thirties.

sexion8 August 19 2006, 10:45:04 UTC

For real, though. All we have to do is tell Iraqis they're ugly and their mamas dress them funny and this war would be OVAH. They slink off, troops go home, everybody wins.

Really? A guy like you? You'd never know it reading your journal. I envisioned you having a swagger with a set of chrome-plated balls.

ropetrick August 21 2006, 14:23:30 UTC

Wow. That's whacky. I don't even know what to say.

I guess I better read my journal. It's obviously not representing me very accurately. Which might be good.

melleecat August 19 2006, 05:32:47 UTC

Sounds so fun!! I skipped the spoilers since i plan to see it this weekend. I love your posts.

sexion8 August 19 2006, 10:46:01 UTC

Go see it and then come back here to read this review. Let me know if I was accurate or not, I worry about stuff like that.

sunshine95 August 19 2006, 10:36:32 UTC

Oh God, the movie sounds cracktastic.

He seriously says, "SNAKES ON CRACK"?? That is so great. :D

sexion8 August 19 2006, 10:46:42 UTC

That's word for word, my friend.

I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH THIS MOVIE.

baggylettuce August 19 2006, 14:04:29 UTC

Ah, memories... I saw it last night at midnight (nothin' like leaving the cinema at 2.00 am in flip-flops, terrified that the darkness is full of snakes....ON CRACK).

"Sean jumps up and was like, "Hey, you leave him alone! He's a badass cop and you talk to him nice and...you leave him alone!"

Samuel-Muthafuckin-Jackson looks at him like he lost his damn mind and was all, "Thanks, crackah. I got it."

Sean was like, "Oh. Sorry..." and sits back down and continues being painfully white."Sorry, but...BWAH! So very true. And hilarious ( ... )

sexion8 August 19 2006, 21:03:26 UTC

I know! I don't think there's a single person who saw this movie that could tell you what was even said during the first 1/2 hour. Nobody cared! We're here to see snakes on a plane, not rational story delivery!

If I didn't have to work tonight, I'd go again, too. :(