Comments | sexion8: Shark Cage Diving

sexion8

Shark Cage Diving

Sep 14, 2006 00:35

Christ, is this Black September or what? With so many freakish deaths happening, I'm kinda waiting for the skies to darken and the Four Horsemen to burst from the boiling clouds as their fell steeds crush all light from this world 'neath unspeakable hooves ( Read more... )

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wirrrn September 14 2006, 07:45:27 UTC

Hey,

Sorry you didn't get to go shark-cage diving. You should've just crushed the baby- they're plentiful, whereas sharks are turning up scarce...

Come to Australia. Hawaii can keep its Tiger Sharks. Here, you can dive with *Great Whites*! You don't even need to book a dive, just go swimming in the ocean anywhere here and you'll prolly encounter one *g*

sexion8 September 14 2006, 08:49:26 UTC

See, I'll go down in a cage--I'll even try to pet one through the bars--but it's highly doubtful even I have the cojones to free swim with Ol' Snaggle Tooth. Those things could break both my legs with just an accidental whip of it's tail. No, thanks!

wirrrn September 14 2006, 09:29:41 UTC

Hey,

Pet a shark through the bars?! Man, I've handled Red-Back Widows and patted a restrained King Cobra, but even I'm not that crazy!!

malenky_devil September 14 2006, 07:53:35 UTC

I think it was the description of the baby that made me laugh, not your unfortunate situation. You're still far braver than I am, even though I live by the beach I'm still afraid of the ocean.

sexion8 September 14 2006, 08:51:42 UTC

I'm scared of the stupidest things, too. Chickens, to be quite frank. I'd rather swim in an oceanful of man-eaters than be forced to endure so much as an intentional cluck from one chicken.

Brrrrrrrugh, I just squicked myself out at the thought.

skyblade September 14 2006, 08:33:03 UTC

What does a shark call it when people drop by in the plexi-glass?

Domino's.

sexion8 September 14 2006, 08:52:08 UTC

In 30 minutes or less.

oldtownhooker September 14 2006, 09:27:05 UTC

what.

WHAT.

u would NEVER get ME in a shark cage, girl. crazy!!!! lol

sexion8 September 14 2006, 09:48:45 UTC

What? I thought you Aussies were a hardy bunch what with the croc wrestling and kangaroo boxing!

hnurse September 14 2006, 11:23:49 UTC

lol!! Yeah if it weren't for the toe you'd had a great shark diving story. It didn't have ANYthing to do with the long island ice teas. *snork*

:o) HN

sexion8 September 15 2006, 01:03:30 UTC

Usually it's alcohol that ALLOWS me to do crazy shit, not prevent it!

hnurse September 15 2006, 14:52:45 UTC

I was speaking more to the inevitable hangover... You would have been a bloody mess trying to get on the dive boat, never mind petting sharks.