LJ Like A Pirate Day

Sep 19, 2006 19:25

Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis yer nefarious mistress, Cap'n Sandra The Fashionably Late ( Read more... )

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garrisononcrack September 20 2006, 08:30:26 UTC
Arrgh!

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sexion8 September 20 2006, 11:07:14 UTC
Begad!

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wirrrn September 20 2006, 09:30:51 UTC


Arrr,

That's a fine right hook ye have there, matey, although me parrot an I both be reckonin' it be some kind of godforsaken unnatural mineral not of the sea- consign yer forearm to the briny deep an grab yeself a new hook made of the finest, shiniest purloined silver, I says. Yarr!

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sexion8 September 20 2006, 11:24:04 UTC
Aye, 'tis a sorry shame me arm be sportin' what's known as "plastic", but some lily livered privateer sank me furner, blast 'im! Took all me doubloons to purchase another! But ne'er fear, hearty. I'm an old salt in this sweet trade and 'twill be soon that me arm shines like the North Star, by the powers!

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wirrrn September 20 2006, 14:42:38 UTC

Avast,

The scurvy swab! I hear some nave by the name o' "Candyman" does a fair trade on some most comely hooks for bucanneers and buckaroos alike. Now this old sea dog be needed below decks, where I'm attemptin' ter train a mob of parasitic Sac Barnacles ter clamp the bervous systems of ye puny talkin' land monkeys instead of wee crabs. Yaaar...

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soopageek September 20 2006, 12:33:14 UTC
Did the scurvydog have 15 ladies concurrently or consecutively?

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sexion8 September 21 2006, 01:10:57 UTC
From wot I ken, t' cur had 3 wenches concurrently, but 15 total. A pox on his mangy hide!

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well me lass joyfull September 20 2006, 12:33:45 UTC
Did not find Captain Jack Sparrow, but made me land lubbin husband talk like a pirate and so I screwed him! YAY! I shall be all aglow today!

ps. i have never been quoted in someones journal before! TOO COOL

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Re: well me lass sexion8 September 21 2006, 01:13:05 UTC
Aye, ye look passin' fair this fine day, lass. Methinks t'was yer own natural looks givin' ye t' glow, but yer wedded's natural talent givin' ye t' smile!

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pallid_regina September 20 2006, 13:15:47 UTC
Harrr Harrr Harrr!

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sexion8 September 21 2006, 01:13:24 UTC
Yo-ho-ho!

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