Stingrays and dogs and ducks, oh my!

[sexion8]

Still bored, in case you were wondering.

Anywhore.

As you all know, I don't comment on the news often. When I do, you know it's fucked up. I guess I just figure everyone and their Aunt Fanny are always chiming in with this opinion or that one and I really don't need to be adding my voice to the cacophony.

But this:

Man critically ill after

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[spicypotatochip]

I think we might have a mutated breed of homicidal stingrays on our hands...

[sexion8]

I'll have to remember to bring my special suntan lotion next time I'm vacationing. It protects against rays!

[stainsteelrat]

LOL, another great story :-) I'm curious to know though, did the rescued boat make it through it's rescuing alive?

[sexion8]

Thank you, thank you. I aim to please. And if not to please, at least to not bore.

The rescued boat was indeed intact, but the engine was still dead. Maybe the guy gave it mouth-to-mouth after we left, who knows? He was REALLY into that boat.

[skyblade]

Dude, your dogs so planned that. I think you need to put each of them in solitary, before they influence the cats into mischief.

[sexion8]

Actually, I think it's the cats who've influenced them. My cats are shitheads extraordinairre--you should see what they did to Jeff's shoes. Thank god I saw it first before he stepped in them. :O

[wirrrn]

Hey,

I hear you about the Stingray. Dude was lucky it missed his heart and just pumped him full of the (relatively) less-dangerous venom. In the ray's defense, he *was* fishing at the time, so the ray prolly was just looking for some free nosh.

Love your doggies! My psycho bull-dyke feline familiar, Zero, takes great delight in waking me up by sitting on my pillow and burping a huge, noxious cloud of rancid fish and spoiled milk-breath in my face. And the things that come out of her butt when she's eaten a meal with crabmeat in it are just against nature!

[sexion8]

I know. Poor thing was just looking for a bite to eat and ended up committing hari kari. :(

My doggies love you back!

Your kitty sounds like hell on wheels...just like her human! We don't have enough pet stories on LJ, methinks. We should have...Talk About Your Pet Day or something.

[wirrrn]

Hey,

So the Stingray was killed then? Bugger...

I always go up and pat strange dogs I see tied up outside shops etc...

Zero is 13 now, and she still hasn't discovered her legs come with a "walk" mode. She goes from napping to 100 km an hour in 5 second *g*

[tempore]

Your dogs are gorgeous. And that is totally awesome that she rescued the boat. :) I laughed at this entire story (well, not the cult leader or the man stung by a stingray, but you get what I mean.)

[sexion8]

Thank you! Believe me, they know it. *laughs*

Nani rescues everything she can get her mouth on. My favorite was when we all went swimming at the lake. Nani snuck-swam up on Pineapple while his back was turned, clamped her jaws on his forearm and started dragging him back to shore much to his complete startlement. I almost drowned, I laughed so hard.

[tempore]

Haha, yeah, that would have been hilarious. It sort of reminds me of my mom's ex-bf's dog, Sam. He was this massive German Shepherd, and when he lived with us, one time my ex-bf put his arms around me from behind. I felt him go real still all the sudden, and turned around to find Sam standing on his hind legs, with his paws on Brandon's shoulders, staring him in the face, with a "what are you doing to my girl?" kind of thing going on. A definite warning to Brandon not to fuck with me. I laughed my ass off. :) And appreciated that the dog was looking out for me. :)

[sexion8]

The only bodyguard you'll ever need! Is it any wonder I love dogs more than people?