Sex News - 11/7/06

[sexion8]

Well, we have Fox News, I figure we can have Sex News. I thought about Sexy Fox News or Fox Sex News, but realized immediately how wrong the latter sounded. How very, very wrong. Foxy News? No, we'll just go for the easy win: Sex News.

There's a higher purpose to all this, I swear.

My illustrious LJ friend nocompromises (did I ever congratulate you on the

Comments

[skyblade]

Actually, they should totally put pot in the secret sauce. They'd get repeat customers...every five minutes.

[sexion8]

Which reminds me of an old joke:

Q: Why do Chinese women make terrible hookers?

A: Because you're horny again an hour later.

[salveo_opes]

I finally saw the Faith Hill thing.

Sore loser there, much?

LOL

[sexion8]

I loved the hair-tossing at the end.

[salveo_opes]

Fine art, that. LOL

[angryerik]

Sex offender photo on myspace. That's really funny.

Really, really funny.

[sexion8]

Honestly, I expect there are a lot of sex offenders on MySpace...just better hidden. I've said it before and I'll say it again--I wouldn't touch MySpace with a ten-foot keyboard.

[gravedirt]

Ugh. Why why why must people like Britney have so much spotlight when she embodies the stereotype of southern trash? :(

[sexion8]

Because her mother's a world-class pimp. And just think--she's got another daughter to sell to the world. Double ugh.

Faith Hill

[angryerik]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4530183443405153724&q=faith+hill&hl=en