Comments | sexion8: You can have my hat when you pry it from my cold, dead hands

sexion8

You can have my hat when you pry it from my cold, dead hands

Nov 09, 2006 07:47

Quick, before I forget, I wanted to let y'all know that this new LJ Talk bullshit we now have? Does not work on my computer.I don't know how or why, but when I tried loading it up, everything crashed: my browsers, my word programs, my PhotoImpact, my porn, everything. I only mention this because I've had a few people basically tell me, "Hey, thanks ( Read more... )

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pallid_regina November 9 2006, 16:22:10 UTC

Crikey.

Don't touch a girls hat, yo.

sexion8 November 10 2006, 01:26:41 UTC

Don't touch a girl's anything, yo.

angryerik November 9 2006, 17:06:37 UTC

Who the fudge would snatch off a stranger's hat? Dude, that's called assault. That's unwanted physical contact. That's chapeau rape!

Seriously, muthafukkas have been snuffed for less.

However, you will never kill my love of grocery shopping. Never!

sexion8 November 10 2006, 01:30:19 UTC

I could've gotten a settlement out of this, damnit!

It's not that I hate the actual act of grocery shopping--dude, I love food--it's the people I have to deal with in there. This is why I wait til I get off work (4-5 a.m.'ish) when there's no one there. But on that day, I had to go in the middle of the afternoon as I was running low on bodyguards to throw the frat boys from FLU Betta Cappa out of my body-house.

salveo_opes November 9 2006, 17:30:05 UTC

I hope you recover quickly and soon.

That sucks about the hat incident. I'd have been pissed too, sick or not.

sexion8 November 10 2006, 01:31:41 UTC

Thank you, it's mostly gone now. I'm down to a dry sniffle every now and then.

Oh my god, I was in a rage. I'm kinda glad-kinda not glad I was sick--who knows how the situation would've been dealt if I had been at full capacity.

salveo_opes November 10 2006, 01:52:56 UTC

You're welcome.

gravedirt November 9 2006, 17:40:30 UTC

Isn't that always the way--someone acts like an asshole to you, you protest, and magically, YOU turn into the asshole! More reasons to make me hate everybody! Leave the ladies alone, people. Really. Mind your own business and Twinkies.

Another beautiful post from you, by the way. I love reading you!

sexion8 November 10 2006, 01:34:18 UTC

Seriously, I am the first to apologize if I know I'm acting like an asshole. I guess it's too much to ask for others to do the same. Fucking people. I bet the animals of the world are biding their time until we extinct ourselves so they can get back to the business of being real animals again.

Thank you! I love your complimentary replies!

ropetrick November 9 2006, 18:13:15 UTC

The kicker? My baseball hat said "Leave Me Alone".

The only reasonable assumption you could have made is that the dude was insane. Also, possibly, a cocksucker.

sexion8 November 10 2006, 01:35:17 UTC

Seriously. It's like...why don't you snap my bra, too, fuckface?