T-minus 5 days

[sexion8]

Ok. After much tearing of hair and gnashing of teeth (not to mention kicking of babies and old ladies), I got Pineapple's presents

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[lezopez]

DUDE MY DAD WENT SKYDIVING ONE TIME! He tried for WEEEKS to get me to go with him as well. I think it went something along the lines of "No." "PLEASE?" "GOD NO."

Luckily, my cousin wanted to go and my godson was a newborn at the time, so they went off and I got an uninterrupted afternoon with my little man.

[sexion8]

Listen, it's hard enough to drag me onto a plane to visit HAWAII--I sure as hell am not going up 15,000 feet just for a 10 minute thrill.

Yet another reason I love you, Lez: our shared fear of dying messily.

[idioscosmos]

Treo? It's...a phone. Without video games in it.

On the other hand I'll duck tape Santa to a chair and take off his boots if you want to use a hammer on his toes.

One by one.

/hates Xmas.
//it burns us, doesn't it precious?

[sexion8]

Treo? It's...a phone. Without video games in it.

Wrong.

I'd definitely take a hammer to Santa's fat, red toes--a sledgehammer. With poisoned spikes.

/also hates Xmas.

[amazing_peter_h]

I use to work at walmart recently, one does not simply clock in and drive a cart around walmart
not even with the amazing prices
merry x-mas

[sexion8]

Seriously, it's the post office, bank, grocery store AND the DMV all wrapped up in one hellish department store.

Merry X-Mas to yew, tew.

[sexion8]

I LOVE YOUR ICON!

It's always the unimaginative gifts that cost the most, isn't it? These are the times I wish I knew how to knit or sculpt. *weary sigh*

[caprica]

figgy pudding fuck!

that's one for the record books, up there with oatmeal jizzing bastard.

[sexion8]

I don't know, I like oatmeal jizzing bastard better. (Or egg nog jizzing bastard, but you get the general drift.)