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That's so Sexion8

Dec 16, 2008 14:47

So because Ed will be coming into town for 3 weeks on Christmas leave and I have cleaning, laundry, waxing and pedicuring to fulfill before he gets here, this will be your grab bag stocking stuffer update typed feverishly as I wait for china-a-gogo to deliver my greasy lunch. Not even sure it'll be worth your LJ time, but you know ( Read more... )

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wirrrn December 17 2008, 06:31:27 UTC

Pigeons are mean motherfuckers, man. Nature knows not to mess with *g*

I loved your Strip Club anecdotes. Celebrities, eh? Dish!

Now I want a McCock sandwich. Preferably from your icon boy Robert Pattinson *g*

sexion8 December 17 2008, 18:19:49 UTC

Yeah our boy RPatz is teh cute. If loving an unwashed puppy of a boy is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Hmm. I'm thinking my next post will be about the more memorable celebrities I've seen at my old job. :)

wirrrn December 18 2008, 00:17:12 UTC

Hey,

He washes, just not his hair *g*. I'm willing to let him wear some kind of shower cap during bathroom sex *g*

prodigal_lawyer December 17 2008, 06:50:32 UTC

None of my friends had a job or stories like mine.

This was a pro for me when I was the public defender for the people being sent to the looney bin. Of course the Con was that some of those stories included have people trying to smear their poo on me.

sexion8 December 17 2008, 18:20:24 UTC

You need to post one of your stories!!!

prodigal_lawyer December 18 2008, 06:41:10 UTC

I already have.

http://prodigal-lawyer.livejournal.com/120011.html

stainsteelrat December 17 2008, 09:00:16 UTC

Was it a classy strip joint? He asks curiously. Assuming that you get different levels of the things - it's a place I'd love to work at, probably briefly, also primarily for the stories :-D

sexion8 December 17 2008, 18:23:16 UTC

It is considered one of the classier ones, yes. Real art on the walls, marble steps, and even a carpeted elevator (with brass statues in it) if you didn't feel like taking the stairs. You wouldn't even have known it was a strip club if, you know, women weren't walking around in see-through evening gowns pinching their nipples at you.

stainsteelrat December 17 2008, 18:35:51 UTC

Weird. I've never been to a strip club, so curiousity has got the better of me! LOL. I did see a stripper once in a pub, which was a somewhat bizarre experience.

And what's your take on the sex trade. A good thing where nobody suffers, a bad thing where everybody suffers, or somewhere in-between? (I'm assuming it's legalised in LV)

sexion8 December 17 2008, 19:09:21 UTC

It's a common misconception that prostitution is legal in LV (even though hookers abound everywhere you look). Only in certain counties in the state of Nevada is it legalised, ours not being one of them.

That said, I'm all for prostitutes. At one of our legal brothels, the health concerns are taken very seriously...the girls there get regularly examined and tested once a month and the use of condoms is strictly enforced.

To be frank, if my man was going to cheat, I'd rather he patronize one of these "clean" establishments than to pick up some raggedy skank at a biker bar and contract god knows what. Or, you know, fall in love and write her bad poetry.

gravedirt December 17 2008, 16:19:08 UTC

There's just no delicate way of describing to your Catholic aunts someone walking out into the club with her g-string on backwards, so I had to talk about my dogs instead.

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I am so glad my assistant is not in this room with me so that he cannot hear me completely losing it, or see me trailing sandwich crumbs down my chin while I laugh. I have Catholic aunts too!

I am most dismayed that someone would think about stealing from you.

sexion8 December 17 2008, 18:26:43 UTC

I know right! The fucked up part about it was that I felt bad because it's Christmas time so I decided to pay her more than she normally charged so she could get something nice for her family (on TOP of what I tipped her!) Karma bit her straight in her ass this time, though. She ended up stealing worthless "money" as well as losing a good customer and the references I provided for her. Her greed...so unnecessary...

katesti December 17 2008, 16:19:30 UTC

Your hair sounds amazing.

Dish on the celebs! DISH, woman.

sexion8 December 17 2008, 18:28:26 UTC

I love my hair! I feel like...my little pony or something, all sparkly and pretty!

Actually the celebrity dish just might be my next post once I get some notes together and talk to some former co-workers so I get my stories straight, as well as maybe jogs to the memory about stories I may have forgotten. Stay tuned!