Um.....kay...lets try this again

[sexkittyroses]

I really kinda want to rip my ovaries out and feed them to my cat. Some times it really really sucks to be a girl. Why the fuck can't we be like cats and only get really really horny every three months. At least that wouldn't hurt....much

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[hausfrauatu]

(Holds up candle, sways)

Sings: "Only Women Bleed"

Cackles hysterically XD

Cats have forked penises that hurt. that's why cats are so damned loud. I heard that somewhere.

[diceanddagger]

A wise man once said, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die"

[sexkittyroses]

Really? I wouldn't trust anything that couldn't bleed for 3 days and still survive.