just call me Stacy.

[sexnazi]

My cellphone number used to belong to a woman named Stacy.  And apparently, LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE STACY'S NUMBER.  That is, her OLD number.  MY number.  At least once a week, I get a call asking for Stacy.  I have taken to saying, "Stacy is no longer at this number."  keith thinks I should say, "Stacy's not in right now, but she charges $100 and she

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[dragonvyxn]

Okay, I didn't say that last part about schtupping the almighty.

*laughs!* that's briliant!

myself, i keep getting calls for someone named amy evans from some 800 number. i told them to piss off earlier today. it felt great!

[dragonvyxn]

for the screened comment i can't reply to - i was exaggerating - i actually told them that amy evans didn't exist and asked them to please remove my number from their list. to be specific, the exaggeration was a comedic device that i used in order to make things hopefully more amusing for the reader. sorry to have offended you.

[doberkim]

i feel your pain.

theresa putnam used to have my landline phone number. fallon clinic called every day for her until i threatened them with legal repercussions. i still get spam-phonecalls for her, i get friends, you name it.

i wonder where theresa putnam really IS....

[theurbanmexican]

Ugh, I get calls all the time asking for "Mr. Mann". So annoying!

~Matt

[mysticchyna]

haha...wtf...

[cori_in_maine]

my parents use to get phone calls on their land line from the york county correctional facility.... safe to say they never answered.