Comments | sexnazi: Homeland Insecurity.

sexnazi

Homeland Insecurity.

May 30, 2006 11:58

A few weeks ago, I filled out my naturalization paperwork. The N-400 form is ten pages long. A quarter of those pages are dedicated to asking if I am or have ever been a criminal, a prostitute, a drunkard, a bigamist, an illegal gambler, a traitor, an armed forces deserter, a Communist, a Nazi, and/or a terrorist. In fact, there are three entire ( Read more... )

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lordbleys May 30 2006, 16:29:49 UTC

$400?
Wow.
Life, Liberty and the persuit of happiness is more expensive then my car payment

sexnazi May 31 2006, 02:43:04 UTC

Actually, it's $330. $70 is the fingerprinting fee ;)

lordbleys May 31 2006, 12:00:10 UTC

Mmmm dirty fingers...

adarkmind May 30 2006, 16:56:05 UTC

Damn, isn't there still a test prior to naturalization or did they do away with that requirement because so many immigrants applying can't speak english?

sexnazi May 31 2006, 02:42:03 UTC

Oh, as far as I know, there's still a test (and an interview). If you can't speak English, you use a translator/interpreter. The questions are really dumb and useless (you can get some online at the immigration website), and have nothing to do with whether or not you're fit to be a citizen.

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sexnazi May 31 2006, 02:37:58 UTC

They didn't ask! ;)

Why would you even bother? anonymous June 8 2006, 19:32:14 UTC

You seem way too cool to become an american, is it to get better welfare bennies or something?

Re: Why would you even bother? sexnazi June 15 2006, 14:53:06 UTC

Sure, why not. I'm already paying for them.