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From daddy_issues ...
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Jack Nicholson
2. Where was your first kiss? My first true kiss was with Mike, in my bedroom, when I was 13. Yum.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property? Yes
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? No.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Yes.
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex? (I prefer both sexes) Face, then I immediately zone in on the eyes.
7. What really turns you on? A woman fucking me
8. What do you order at coffee shops? Cappuccino with a shot or two of espresso (love that caffiene)
9. What is your biggest mistake? I tend to avoid rehashing my mistakes. I learn and move on. What’s the fucking point in guilt?
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Yes - in a good way, and in a bad way
11. Say something totally random about yourself. I shaved my pussy today. Looks hot.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yes. Mostly Lucy Lawless. nishar says I resemble Jane Russell and I adore him for it.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows? Only live action. I’m not a huge fan of cartoons.
14. Did you have braces? Thankfully, hell no.
15. Are you comfortable with your height? Fuck yes.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? Drove 12 straight hours to pick me up and take me back to Minnesota to live with him, on 5 days notice.
17. When do you know it's love? When I don’t care if he/she loves me back. I just fucking love them.
18. Do you speak any other languages? American Sign Language. And Spanish (un poco)
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? Many times, but I have since given up. I’m fair and that’s all there is to it. I prefer the beach, anyway.
20. What magazines do you read? Jane, Rolling Stone, Body and Soul, YRB, Readers Digest, Hustler
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yeah.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away? Yes.
23. Do you watch MTV? Like a moth to a flame, I do. I don’t know why. It merely makes me loathe the present younger generations even more.
24. What's something that really annoys you? Pedantic bores
25. What's something you really like? Witchcraft
26. Do you like Michael Jackson? No. I do like the“Thriller” album, but I don’t like him.
27. Can you dance? Yes!
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? Hell… 24 hours? I’m very good at sleeping.
30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? …LOL. I’m an EMT. A construction worker’s foot was literally turned backwards from a 1-ton wall falling on it. I’ve was STANDING in the back of the ambulance, giving the guy morphine, while getting baseline vitals, as we went 70 mph down Haggerty Rd to the hospital, full lights and sirens. Yehaw! Nothing like it. (But as for ME - no. I’ve never been the person on the stretcher.)
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? Yes....