Meme
1. Had sex? yes
2. Had oral sex? yes
3. Had anal sex? yes
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? yeah
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? No. I’ve been wondering if they can hear my vibrator, though.
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? yes
8. Written an erotic story? yes
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? yes
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? yes
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? yes
12. Had sex while totally dressed? yes
13. Had sex while standing up? yeah
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? yes
15. Had sex during your "monthly visit"? yeah
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? Yes (mmmm)
17. Used ice erotically? Yes, but I don’t like anything too cold or too hot. I prefer lotions and Altoids.
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? Once. Would like to do it again.
19. Shaved your pubic hair? all the time
20. Used a sex toy? sure
21. Used a vibrator? Only every day.
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.) for masturbation? Yes. (-be careful with bottles!!)
23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? yes
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? Maybe a favor
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? Again, maybe a favor.
26. Given sex in sympathy? yes
27. Had sex with a virgin? Yeah. That’s hot.
28. Ever cheated on someone? yes
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Yes, older, by 15 years.
30. Had sex with your landlord? No. LOL.
31. Had sex with a teacher? No, but that’s hot. There’s a few I would have eagerly banged if given the chance.
32. Had sex with a boss? coworker? Yes, coworker.
33. Had sex with a relative? No.
34. Had sex with two members of the same family? No (ha ha, had to think about that one)
35. Had sex with twins? No, but that’s HOT.
36. Had homosexual sex? Fuck yes.
37. Had sex with a pet? Fuck NO.
38. Had sex with a farm animal? No. LOL. (moooo)
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Sure.
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? I’ve always known the first name, at least.
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? Yes.
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? yeah
43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? no
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? yes
45. Had a menage-a-trois? Yes!
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? No, not yet.
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? No.
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? Yes.
49. Had sex in a public place? yes
50. If so, where? Parking lot, jungle gym, Burger King bathroom (ever heard that song, “The Humpty Dance”? LMAO.)
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? yes
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? no, but that sounds interesting
53. Had sex in a stationary car? yes
54. Had sex in a moving car? Oral only
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? No. (LOL)
56. Had sex outdoors at night? Yes. That’s always fun.
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? Yes.
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? Yes.
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? Yes.
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.)? Yes
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? no
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? No.
64. Had sex in a public restroom? Yes.
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No. Train sounds fun. I got high once and hallucinated I was on a train during sex. Does that count?
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? oral, yes
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? Yes (to all 4). Hot tubs rule.
68. Had sex in an elevator? No
69. Had sex in a cemetery? No
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? No. I want to do that with a hot bitch, though.
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? --For me or someone else? Either way, yes.
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? yeah
73. Looked at a nude magazine? yes
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? yes
75. Seen a live stripper? yes
76. Seen a live sex show? No
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? yes
78. Showered with a partner? yes
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, moon, etc.)? yes
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? No, but that sounds fun.
81. Stripped for someone? yes
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? no
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? no
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? no
86. Showered while someone watched? yes
87. Masturbated? On a daily basis.
88. Masturbated while someone watched? yes
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no
90. Masturbated covertly in public? yes
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? yes
92. Been walked in on while having sex? No
93. Walked in on someone having sex? yes
94. Had phone sex? yes
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? yes
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? Ummm. No.
97. Been photographed nude? yes
98. Been photographed having sex? no
99. Been videotaped having sex? no
100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? Sorta.
101. Role-played a sexual situation? yes
102. Taken part in transvestism? No.
103. Used a blindfold during sex? yes
104. Used handcuffs during sex? yes
105. Inflicted pain during sex (sadism)? yes,
106. Received pain during sex (masochism)? yes
107. Used nipple clips? no
108. Used sex dice? No.
109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? I own a goddamn whip and my boyfriend won’t use it on me.
110. Received an electric shock during sex? no
111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit) during sex? No
112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? No, not auto-erotic.
113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? Not yet.
114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding? raw, yes.