Oh, in case you guys haven't heard:

[sexonastick]

THERE WAS A POLICE SHOOTING IN MANHATTAN, FRIGHTENINGLY CLOSE TO WHERE I WORK.

YOU KNOW. NO BIG DEAL.

Why was the guy shot?

BECAUSE HE WAS RUNNING DOWN THE STREET WAVING A MACHETE.

WAT.

JESUS.

Comments

[joran]

Yeah, 42nd to 38th along 7th is NOT COOL, BRAH.

I'm glad you're all right. I had not heard the machete part.

[sexonastick]

Thank god it was on a weekend. I live VERY FAR AWAY from where I work which is usually an inconvenience.

Not today!

[fox1013]

...OMG.

(I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS WHERE YOU WORK. SERIOUSLY HOW DO WE NOT HANG OUT? I am the worst planner /o\)

[sexonastick]

I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE YOU HATE ME?

... omg, do you hate me? :O

[fox1013]

IF I HATED YOU I WOULD BE LESS OBVIOUS THAN COMMENTING IN YOUR LJ ABOUT IT.

...Unless I'm a stealth hater. But I just don't seem that motivated to me.

[sexonastick]

GOOD POINT.

We should hang out.

[stepliana]

I found out when my neighbor posted a picture on Instagram. Of the dude. With the police charging him down. CRAY.

[sexonastick]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR.

[theagonyofblank]

WHAAAAAAT.

[sexonastick]

MY REACTION TOO PRETTY MUCH.

[roadtriphome]

*super tight hugs* I'm glad you're alright!!!

[sexonastick]

Dude, I'm glad too!

I wasn't there or anything because it's the weekend but the actually crazy thing is there was a package waiting for me at work -- I've been out of town -- and I decided to swing by and pick it up with the cab back from the airport last night. Otherwise I would have been down there.

And that's some crazy shit! Thank god I was impatient. I'm way too oblivious with headphones on to be certain I would have avoided the man with the machete before it was too late.

PS: I love your icon.

[roadtriphome]

I would have been one of those people with headphones too. >.<

PSS: Thank you! It works for so many occasions.