voicemail

[sexonyoursheets]

"What up, bitches. You know what to do."

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[wesleynotponcy]

[[from here]]

"Er, yes, have we spoken before? I certainly had no intention of offending you with any, ah, incidental shirtlessness. In point of fact, I had no knowledge of any incidental shirtlessness at all. But, yes, my apologies."

[sexonyoursheets]

[and continued over here!]

[chief_cheerio]

[From here]

"So you think I'm hot, your voice sounds hot, you want to go out for pizza ... but you're both gay and taken? God, you'd make a lesser girl want to slit her wrists.

If we get pizza, you're paying."

LEFT OUTSIDE ROOM DOOR

[chief_cheerio]

One boxed cupcake and a campaign flier.

Note scrawled on the back: Please remember to vote. I'd hate to have to give up sex for the rest of the semester. Love you lots, Quinn

[chief_cheerio]

"Puck, it's me. I'm at the hotel and there are these creepy women in the lobby and they're asking rude questions and making the plants do crazy things. They won't leave. You have to come get me and walk me home. Now. Thanks."

Crazy Phone Day, Text Message

[angelo_wings]

(from here)

I just need to get laid and Squall won't answer his texts!!!! If I ever switch to girls, you're top on my list, okay?

(no fun with auto-correct -- this one's more fun as-is)