Store owner: "boy, can you tell me one good reason why you would steal a Snickers Bar?
Boy: "The nugget"

i've been feeling so pretty lately

your mama's so fat she has irreversable health problems

the other day me and the boys watched Pocahontas with Joe and it ruled. Apparently, me, brice, and drew know every fucking word ( Read more... )

pascale --

[noun]:

A person who is constantly high

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drew --

[adjective]:

Extremely flatulent

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

brice --

[noun]:

An immortal

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South Dakota recently criminalized abortion. Several other states are following S.D.'s lead. Please send this letter to Mississippi Gov and your governer telling them you oppose abortion bans ( Read more... )

Adrienne Craig requested that I write the story about Serendipity for this weeks's Guilfordian issue. nice little ego boost. Kera's housing situation finally got worked out, which is good. Joe gave us the definate yes on living with me, brice, and ryan next year, which rocks. on sunday me and joe walked around singing--and of course dancing--to ( Read more... )

im glad phillip semore hoffman won the oscar for best actor. and crash won for best movie. but i was pretty pissed at the song that won, "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp." im glad that degrading women gets you award nowadays. and just a side note, im pretty fucking sure its harder for the women working for the pimps than it is for the pimps. dick ( Read more... )

heidi told drew that maybe after spring break some time she, drew, and brice could have coffee. hooray for taking steps towards mature conflict resolution ( Read more... )

vagina monologues were awesome, fedelma's part rocked my panties off. GO SEE IT! i looked pretty fantastic for the show and i will continue to look pretty fantastic for the rest of the weekend ( Read more... )

i wish i could have lost my virginity to Invader Zim ( Read more... )