Um... ok, I know I don't watch Smallville anymore but I need a reality check.
LEX AND LANA ARE DATING???
WTF???
That's just not right. At all.
In other news, I'm re-watching season one and 1) We're all just going to have to except the fact that poor Clark is mildly retarded. 2) Lana does not emote, she blinks. 3) Clark + Lex = HAVING SEX! RIGHT THERE ON SCREEN! I mean, the eye fucking alone is ridiculously obvious, how have none of their friends/family caught on yet?
In conclusion: Gay show. Should stop inventing new canon to torture me.