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My B internet, my total B
I am wanking all over facebook.
I can't help myself. It's like a sickness.
I can only offer, in my defense, that its been a PAINFULLY long and terrible week and it's only Tuesday. I need chocolatey goodness. Now please. -
the exit plan was glory
This weekend was an epic sin conglomerate of joy. In other words, Ariel and Zoe came down to the city. Zoe navigated her way into the BX Saturday morning and we spent those first precious hours together MAKING LOVE!!! I mean... watching Piranha Part Two: The Spawning, which was a delightful romp through the hijinks of flying killer piranhas who ( Read more... ) -
I like to dream, right between the sound machine
As per my high school tradition, I slept in late today, dragged myself out of bed for some food (fatties unite!) and spent the rest of the day procrastinating/doing my homework. Stupid paper. It's amazing how fascinating everything on the internet seems when there's stuff I should actually be doing. Did you know there is a site devoted to the ( Read more... ) -
Boy whores!
Ok, I self-medicated with chocolate and Firefly and I feel a bit better. But I would like to maintain that German is hard and I do not approve. Now if I'm smart I'll try to get something resembling a healthy amount of sleep tonight so that the German beast can't drag the life from my weakly struggling body. Maybe I'll buy some crappy coffee ( Read more... ) -
I despise everyone and everything in the world. Fear me.
Today sucked. I have the curse of womanhood. School is hard. The German language is a whore. The language lab is a hellish sin den.
Must curl up with edible things and geekery.
... and contemplate world domination. The kind that involves never getting out of bed ever again. -
Germ ridden plague dorm, thy name in Alumni North
My widdle throat hurts. And I'm all stuffy. And my asthma is exploding. Yet I don't dare venture to the clinic because it frightens me and I can only justify going there if my parts are falling off ( Read more... ) -
AHHH, DORM LIFE IS MADE OF EVIL!
OMG THE PEOPLE ACROSS THE HALL ARE WATCHING KANGAROO BESTIALITY PORN! YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW THE FAT FOOT BALL GUY/HIGH PITCHED DITZ COMMENTARY I AM PRIVY TO RIGHT NOW! PLEASE SEND HELP ( Read more... ) -
What the hell does "I'm bringing sexy back" mean and why is everyone saying it?
Why does it never stop raining in this god forsaken state? Oh right, I came and brought the sin with me. My total B Jesuits.
In related news, me and the Fordham BFFL hit the Bronx (or BX as the cool, school of hard knocks kids say) scene on Friday. ( We throw down, thug style! ) -
Thanks for COMING! OH SNAP!
LMAO, JOE FLANIGAN REALLY IS A ROBOT!
And drunk? And ANGRY? Widdle Joe!
"I'm also a viewer... and I know that I like shows that I would watch."
He is a crafter of words. And a weaver of dreams.
It's nice to see the characters that you're familiar with get to know each other [in] more intimate moments and stuff.AMEN JOE! PREACH IT! Ya little ( Read more... )