There is a squatter in my new house

[sexualinyouendo]

either that or it's haunted by a ghost that's addicted to painkillers

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[burymestanding]

"housewarming party in a month. (s)he is not invited but you all are."

I was -going- to bring you an axe as a present, but with my luck, your killer will leave theirs behind.

Velvet painting it is. :/

[djsparkydog]

k

[intravenousants]

wow... Glad to see you aren't letting your life get stagnant, I guess...

If you need anything, let me know.

by the way, when you said (s)he is not invited, I thought you meant alexis, which made work sound more interesting, too.

take care of yourself, or I'll do it for you *threatening look*... well, that fell flat.

sayeeda.

[sexualinyouendo]

i did mean alexis. she's a fucking cunt. and i'm not entirely convinced she's an alexis and not an alex, hence the "(s)he".