Decon'd Quote of the day:

[sexualinyouendo]

ME: Dammit! I forgot the condoms and lube at home!"
ALEXIS: "Oh well..."

True, non-sarcasttic, dissapointment there. We were going to subject Sheena to a flavored-lube and condom taste test at Crazy Buffet. Oh well, I guess finding out if banana lube is actually as disgusting as it sounds will have to wait.

Comments

[oddnim]

Wait, I thought ALL of us were going to taste them???

[sexualinyouendo]

well, one plan was to duct tape you to the table and make you eat lube everytime you said that certain problems were your fault and not related to the douchemaster, but we decided we'd rather not get barred from somewhere as delicious as crazy buffet.

[whatamo]

what's the crazy buffet and why do they have lube there?

[oddnim]

PAPER MICHELA YOU ARE UNDERMINING MY FLESH-Y SUPERVISOR-DOM, YOU PAPER-Y PAPER PERSON! DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU AND PAPER ALEXIS DEATH FIGHT WITH SCISSORS! PERHAPS I SHALL HAVE TO SEND YOU PAPER PEOPLE (INCLUDING PAPER MARTY AND PAPER BARRIE) TO THE SHREDDER! HAHAHA, I AM THE SUPERVISOR NOW!!

[sexualinyouendo]

Carson quote of the day:
"...And then she would be dead. That's the downside of fighting to the death- somebody always dies."