So tonight I have gig reading stories at a friends big birthday party(children stories to be exact). I just hope that everyone with be polite and take me seriously. I really think the hidden agenda of my friends is get me drunk and turn me into an amusement. So if my next entry is incoherently furious everyone will know that the story readin did ( Read more... )

The subject would make a great short!!!!!!!!!

I went to a party. I ran into a girl I might at the club the night before. I stayed an got very drunk. This girl was nice but she kept sitting next to me and being affectionate. This other girl(who did porno) was a seductress.
I am tired of getting hit on.

Finger Painting(compliments of Wende ( Read more... )

So some of my friends went to the Perfect show the other night(I didn't go, not much of a fan). So anyway apparently my friends go in to the after show party. None of the band showed up until Twiggy and Mainerd(?) came in and just round up some girls to go have sex with. One of the girls happend to be a friend of a friend. Well to get to the point ( Read more... )

I had one of those life changing things today.

Phlegm Fish

The Violent Phlegms

THe GravyYard

The Plasmatic Nose bleeds.

sKULL head Projectors

Bladders with legs and a knife

The Spasmatic umbilical cords.

The beeping bee-bops.

more to come next week!!!!!

I read curious George today. That monkey is just so damn cute!!!!

So, the other I was doing some yard work for an old spinster lady in town(well actually making a garden, so if you know anyone that want a garden made then I am perfectly capable of doing so ( Read more... )