In two hours summer will have officially died, and slowly the cogs and wheels of the torture machine otherwise known as the Maryland Institute College of Art will begin to grind and turn ( Read more... )

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i got too drunk last night, oh boy. and i have a fat lip now. the cause is still in question. but i sure do look retarded.

it's 8:32 am and i haven't fallen asleep yet.
i can't sleep anymore because i'm so incredibly lethargic.
i'm surprised my muscles aren't rotting off my bones.

ugh, this is the worst. i'm going to be active today.
maybe i'll do some jumping jacks later on.

So Andy Milonakis is actually 27 years old. And an accountant. Yeah. My heart's broken too ( Read more... )

so i weigh 130 pounds now. which is the heaviest i've ever been. but get this, i went from a size 4 dress to a size 2.... hmmmmm. interesting. and my dad said that its probably muscle which actually makes NO sense considering that the only excercise i get is from walking from my bedroom to the fridge, or running from fireworks being launched ( Read more... )

My dad said my hair looked pretty today, and it made me really happy.

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its my birthday!!!
my last year of being a teenager... damn.
anywho, call me, we'll party

tonight, my hatred towards the female race was reaffirmed.
girls suck.
with the exception of a fine few.
the rest of them can do the following:

a.) get over themselves and their insecurities about their own shitty personalities.

or

b.) eat shit and die.

thanks.

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