Theres a duck over there
anonymous
December 1 2004, 20:47:10 UTC
Weeeeeewwwww wweeeee theres a duck over there looky there that thing bee's purty big danm its about time to cook tat sons ofs a bittch i could go foor a reaall good duck eatten right about now whhhattt about u fred (bends over takes a smoke and spits into a golden can with a ting!! that ecose for a while then looks in silence for a moment) more like a goossee really he replied well now fred that shure in the hell is one big goosssee than i wonders how do u think that big as goossse tasts i bet it tast just like squirl u know i love squirl ummmmmmm well (takes another drag of his beloved cigeret then gently places it in the ash tray to watch it burn itself out) (while the cigeret is still burning) umm i bett it does bob mabey we should kill it and eat it u know what i will fucking kill that sun of a bittch im going to kill that little pig nosed bastered for everything he has done (gets up and chases the "gooosssee" around the yard saying ill get u u mother fucker i hate your guts i cant belive u took it from me my life my wife my 67
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Can you not be so goddamned melodramatic for just one fucking second?
If I'm going to tell you something serious, it's not going to be on fucking livejournal. Nothing serious or real or worthwhile ever occurs here, and you know it.
So back the fuck off and learn to pick up the phone when you need someone to talk to.
I may look like rivers matt.. but you fucking whine like him, raise your hand if you know the words to every weezer song ever. And you calling me Emo is like a black man discriminating against his own kind.
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I mean, cynical and Take Me Out? WTF?
Cynical:Take Me Out::Impressive:Xiu Xiu live
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If I'm going to tell you something serious, it's not going to be on fucking livejournal. Nothing serious or real or worthwhile ever occurs here, and you know it.
So back the fuck off and learn to pick up the phone when you need someone to talk to.
I'm your fucking brother, man.
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