Bus Drivers

Mar 12, 2010 15:24

Because I'm really bored right now (Hey, it's the March Break and I ain't going anywhere) I've decided to write something completely random about a joke I have with some of my friends.
Of course I was hyper at the time, and I have minor (really minor) ADHD (Which apparently makes you funnier according to some people.... Or ADD.... ?) I came up with the theory that........

A perfect job for pedophiles is...... being a bus driver. A school bus driver, to be more specific. I mean, really, you want some little kids? Here's 50. Now, I don't mean for any possible pedos reading this and going "OMG! I should totally get a job as a bus driver now!" I mean, just because you may have flunked school doesn't mean you can be a bus driver. I respect bus drivers (except the pedophilic ones.... if there are any) because they sit around all day, take the kids on their bus' crap all day and.... I would kill myself if I were a bus driver. Probably because I don't like kids, but.... Whatever.

So there's my random post for today. My joke about being a bus driver possibly being a pedo-paradise (I freakin' love that word now....)

Now to be bored soemwhere else....

bus drivers, boredom, random

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